Porn Valley- In a scenario Bullwinkle the Moose would certainly love, Bridgette Monroe and Selena Steele are at war with stripper Daisy May Madison, claiming that Madison stole their act. I got a call from Monroe Friday night who was calling me from Providence Rhode Island. She and Steele were appearing at The Cadillac Lounge.

Calling Madison “a no-name wannabe star twat,” Monroe explains that she and Steele have a magic show in which Steele pulls rabbits out of Monroe’s anatomy. Monroe says the act was Steele’s invention in 1990. Monroe is also threatening to e-mail the specs of Madison’s “shower show” to every feature on the circuit. “We have photos of the shower set-up,” Monroe tells me. What pisses off Monroe even more is the fact that she and Steele supposedly stood up for Madison at Featurama. “No good deed goes unpunished,” says Monroe.

“Madison was at Featurama and she saw us do our magic act,” says Monroe. “We’re here at The Cadillac Lounge. Madison was here a couple of weeks ago and did our act. She pulled a bunny out of her pussy. She’s not original. She can’t come up with her own stuff. You don’t do that. This is one of the big no-nos on the road. And it’s pretty fucked when you have to follow a show you originated and somebody already did it.”

Monroe threatens to make Madison’s act disappear. “This is totally rude,” says Monroe. “During Featurama she had a confrontation with another girl and we stuck up for her. She was crying and wanted to leave. We had her stay. We said, no, don’t take that. The other girls thought it was gross that Selena was pulling a stuffed bunny out of me. And she goes and does it? You have a few things that you’d like to keep original and your own. I think this is just wrong. And Madison cried like a baby when another girl wore the same hippie outfit as she did during Featurama.”