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Ruby Celebrates a Birthday

Possessor of one of the great asses of our time, and a woman who claimed that her father was on fertility drugs when she was conceived, thus allowing her to have four kidneys and four urethra tubes, Ruby the darling of human organ harvesting facilities everywhere, celebrates a birthday today.

From Greek lineage, Ruby’s father was a lawyer and her mother was a teacher. With that background she probably could have taught law, except Ruby wound up becoming a stripper, instead, which she started doing on her 18th birthday.

Ruby worked in clubs across the country for several years and house danced at several in Akron, Ohio before getting into the porn industry.

Ruby specifically thanks Nina Hartley for getting her into porn and particularly thanked porn’s last HIV scare for getting her out it.

In one of the greatest courtroom arguments we ever heard, Ruby went to work at the Bunny Ranch claiming she didn’t feel safe in the adult industry any more- logic that’s comparable to suntanning with a PF 45 level mixture of gasoline and baby oil.

In 2003 Ruby took her love to town and declared she was moving back to Ohio to open a restaurant. A Greek one is our guess.


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