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Rumored Sandra Bullock Sex Tape Features Anal Sex and The Nasty Sanchez

from www.anorak.co.uk – [Investigative journalist] Ian Halperin says there’s a Sandra Bullock – Jesse James sex tape. No, not a porn parody with Sandra Buttocks and Jesse James. But a porn tape. Halperin “specializes in undercover investigations”. And the media specialises in trying to ruin Sandra Bullock.

Halperin told us that Angelina Jolie might have shagged Lady GaGa. Haplerin linked Michael Jackson to Scientology and met the singer’s alleged secret male lovers. He exposed Fidel Castro as a lover-lover man.

Now Halperin claims a James-Bullock sex tape might exist. Or, er, it might not. And know that Bullock and James are married, and the alleged sex tape involves only them. This makes it less of a sex tape than a marital aide, if it exits.

And if it does exist, Halperin says it looks like this – and this is very NSFW:

IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler moustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand. This in from a close friend of the couple who has been in contact with both parties. Developing…

Halperin’s own site (IUC) confirms his own rumour? And “has the goods” suggests the tape is a weapon?

The porn parody is not yet being made. But the plot is written. And the comments on Halperin’s site are better:

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