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Yeah, She’s Ready for Custody: Sandra Bullock in pain after cutting and dying her pubic hair

from – Sandra Bullock wanted to celebrate Valentine’s Day by cutting her pubic hair into the shape of a heart and dying it pink for her husband Jesse James. Things didn’t go exactly as planned. In fact, some say it may have gone horribly wrong. Considering Bullock isn’t blonde, she had to bleach it first. So she did. Pour bleach on her pubes. Unsurprisingly, things only got worse from there.

“I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful.

“You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong colour.”

Bullock’s vagina was probably out of commission for a few days. She probably had to hang a sign over it that said “closed for repairs”. The worse part is her pubes probably didn’t even look like a pink heart. It probably looked like an inflamed orange half-circle half-triangle thing. This will probably go down as the most un-sexiest Valentine’s Day ever.


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