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The Phantom E-mail award goes to Jenna Jameson’s shark attorney, Paul Nordini.
Pauly now claims there was an “email” [of course Jameson’s name and address are conveniently redacted] demanding from an opposing attorney that Jenna cough up $50K for a non appearance. Except Jenna chose to do her coughing at Perez Hilton’s birthday party. And the culprit video which started this whole mess showing she was there? Pauly says that video shows Miss Sniffles “ill, unwilling to speak, accompanied by a nurse and having assistance to walk and stand.” Something really stinks in this case and that rotting carcass will probably show up in another award for Ms. Jameson.
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The Larry Flynt is a Pimp award goes to none other than Larry Flynt.
The original Hustler was in Texas this week promoting his book “One Nation Under Sex: How the Private Lives of Presidents, First Ladies and Their Lovers Changed the Course of American History,” a title which deserves a book of its own. A group called “Sexual Violence-Free Austin and Radical Action for Gender Equality,” a name which deserves a book of its own, as well, protested Flynt’s appearance at BookPeople. Group spokesmen Bob Jensen told media, “To put it in one word, Larry Flynt is a pimp. A pimp buys and sells women. He does this through film and photography.” That was more than one word, Bob.
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The AT&T Atta Girl award goes to Janine Lindemulder.
If you’ve been a customer of AT&T you’ve probably received one of their monthly notices telling you what a great, swell customer you are and, because of that, have they got a money-saving deal for you. You’ll also discover that AT&T will break that deal [just like the adult biz does]. Assuming she has AT&T service, Janine by harassing Jesse James 25 times a day with phone calls, certainly qualifies for the 49.95 monthly plan that includes unlimited long distance calling and high speed Internet service. Of course AT&T will take that service away once Janine avails herself of it, but what the hey.
No word as of yet from AT&T on if Janine can transfer the plan to the county lockup.
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The Boy Am I Really Self-Important award goes to Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic.
PR Girl “Kate” from Manwin/Brazzers must feel pretty low right now. “Kate” by doing the job she’s paid to do must have sent Goldberg, one of those smug journalists from The Atlantic, a heads up on a story involving Manwin’s disaffection with Stuart Lawley and the con job he’s trying to pull with the .XXX domains. What does Goldberg do? He chooses to humiliate her publicly by not only printing her communiqué but by calling it a “ridiculous PR pitch.”
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The I Smashed Up Jenna’s Rolls Royce award goes to Tito Ortiz.
Tito had a car accident in Costa Mesa, California in which the front grill of a Rolls Royce looked like Nicole Simpson after a spat with OJ.
TMZ rushed to the scene and reported the car as belonging to Tito. How? Tito has won exactly one fight in the last five years. Did that car come from the proceeds of a nude Pilates video Tito’s been selling underground or was it a present from Jenna Jameson who seems well heeled enough to duck promotional events and write checks for $50K at a whim? Got ya wondering doesn’t it?
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The Media Whore award goes to Larry Flynt.
A little late to the party, Ironside came out this week with a $500k offer for Casey Anthony to pose for Hustler magazine.
If you recall, Papa Smurf made a similar offer to Anthony the day after she was found not guilty of killing her child. The crap storm that resulted from Papa Smurf’s offer resulted in him withdrawing it the next day.
Not one to shy away from controversy, Ironside gave a word of advice to Casey’s people: “If they want to make money they need to go through me; anything else will be chicken feed.”
Ironside knows his way around a chicken and he also knows how to generate free publicity.
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> Diane Duke’s Gaffe, Jules Jordan’s Uncashed $2.6M Check; And How Was Your Week? – In the AVN article she cops to plausible deniability by saying it was the work of someone outside the parameters but she brags to the Times that it was the work of someone inside of the Free Speech Coalition.
> Kimberly Kupps To Fight the Law; Will The Law Win? Will She Pull a Ray Guhn? – “With the proliferation of computers,” Judd added, “we have a proliferation of computer crime.”
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> Now That We Don’t Have PWL to Hack Around, Who Screwed with Bibi Jones’ Twitter Account? – Bibi Jones was within weeks of passing both Jane and Steele in Twitter account followers after less than one year in the business when the incident occurred.
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> Is It Truly Over for Porn Wiki Leaks? How Many of You Remember Bryan Sullivan? – Richard Nixon and Joe McCarthy were outrageous examples of the God complex, but the story of Cassandra is the classic tale of how ignorance to the obvious also exacts a price.
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> Anal Can Be Cheap, But There’s a Price to Pay on the Back End – She said nothing. I said nothing, and that was the last time I saw her.
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AdultFYI’s weekly story review…..
> Heidi Fleiss on Her New Animal Planet Show Prostitutes to Parrots –
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> Western Fair District no longer interested in Everything to Do with Sex Show – “It should never have happened in the first place,” she said.
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> Hug-a-porn-star draws crowds to Hong Kong comic fair – Last year the 13th Animation-Comic- Games fair drew nearly 700,000 people.
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> Two theater chains won’t show Docu “Electric Daisy Carnival Experience”after near-riot in Hollywood – “It is extremely disheartening that some theaters wrongly associated an unaffiliated ‘block party,’ and its disorderly crowd, with the private screening of the film,” a statement from Insomniac reads.
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> Dick Pleads Not Guilty to Sex Abuse Charges – He is accused of groping the two men at the Huntington bar in January 2010.
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> Former escort in Miami Companions sex ring asks for lenient sentence – I’d ask for a refund. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49906
> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: Kimberly Kupps To Fight the Law; Will The Law Win? Will She Pull a Ray Guhn? – Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49903
> Jenna Jameson defense wants lawyer for theater disqualified – “The contract is simply unenforceable the way it is written,” he said. “The reality of it is, it is not spelled out very well.”
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> Joanna Angel Talks Alt Porn, Piracy, And Her Blow-Up Doll –
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> Yahoo’s Flickr Hardcore Content, Porn Ads Hissing Off Mainstream Advertisers; Chevy Calls it an “Outrage” – Has it also, since then, allowed a once-modest porn problem to grow wildly beyond its control? Seems so.
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> Free Porn Syndrome: XXX No Longer Selling on Time Warner Cable – To be fair, drooping porn rentals don’t account for all of Time Warner Cable’s VOD decline.
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> Bree Olson to star in reality series about all-girl porn star rock band – Olson plays the band’s manager…
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> Hirsch Backed Down, But Flynt Doesn’t; Offers Casey Anthony $500,000 – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49894
> Porn Star STD Database Up & Running This Friday – Duke’s database informs producers and agents only whether or not performers are available for work and keeps the actual test results private.
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> Jameson Attorney Claims Lawsuit Followed $50K ‘Blackmail’ Attempt – Attorneys for Hollywood could not immediately be reached for comment on Wednesday.
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> Update: TCW Group airs dirty laundry of ex-trader Gundlach – “In a knockdown, drag-out battle you bring out everything,” he said.
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> Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy – “There was an assistant, but that is under investigation.”
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> Hanging Testicles Earns Woman Obscenity Trial – “The statute says obscenity should be determined by community standards,” Fuda said Tuesday afternoon. “I didn’t think it was fair for a judge to decide that.”
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> House Judiciary Approves Child Porn Bill With ISP Data-Retention Mandates –
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> Chairman of FriendFinder Networks Inc Awarded $8.1M in Improper Seizures Case – “We are very surprised that any award was made in light of the facts of this case”
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> Now Another Actress to Play Linda Lovelace – Olivia Wilde – This is separate from another Lovelace movie with Malin Akerman, who replaced Lindsay Lohan in the starring role.
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> Anti-Piracy Lawyers Find Cheaper Way To Identify BitTorrent Users; State Court Tactics Questioned – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49877
> 9th Circuit Court: Online Rant to Kill the President is Protected Free Speech –
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> At Book Signing, Larry Flynt Talks Porn, Obscenity, Obama; Invasion of Privacy by Google and Facebook – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49874
> Denise Richards on Howard Stern Talks About The Capri Anderson Event; Doesn’t Wear Panties – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49873
> “To put it in one word, Larry Flynt is a pimp,” Says Protest Group – Well, he does have the gold rims.
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> James Deen Interviews with Salon.com –
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> Woman Faces Trial for Fake Testicles – The offense carries a maximum fine of $445 but no jail time, Fuda said.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Accused of Teaching Language Arts and Sex Ed. to 14 Year old – She is currently being held at the Bulloch County Jail without bond.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Arrested for Providing Booze, Marijuana and Sex to Lucky 17 Year Old – Woodson was arrested Wednesday and charged with of child seduction, a Class D felony.
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> Janine Lindemulder Arrested For Harassment Again: Calling Jesse 25 Times a Day –
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> Former State Trooper Gets 60 Days in Jail for Child Porn – A retired Illinois State Police trooper who admitted viewing child pornography on a state-issued laptop computer while sitting in his squad car…
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> Update: AIDS Healthcare Foundation Goes to the State Supreme Court on Condom Ruling – The whole story is strange because, in fact, condoms are indeed mandatory under federal and state regulations.
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> Janine Loses Custody Battle over Her Daughter – The lawyer says if Janine stays in California, she’ll only get monitored visitation.
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> Manwin/Brazzers Pitches The Atlantic on a Story Idea; The Atlantic Calls It “Ridiculous” – Appears they aren’t that interested in porn companies.
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> Update: The Porn Performer STD Database Is Back – Whereas the old database had specific test results, the new one will only say whether performers can work.
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> Ex-Stripper Divorcing Ponzi Schemer Who Bilked Uma Thurman, Sly Stallone – “She has tried to hang in as much as she can and be supportive. But she’s fed up.”
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: Is It Truly Over for Porn Wiki Leaks? How Many of You Remember Bryan Sullivan? – Boy, was senator Mike ever sold down the river by the FSC. And I wouldn’t bet on the stability of his current alliances.
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> SWAP [Scottish Women against Pornography] Campaigns Against “Hardcore” Documentary – “We need to know the truth about the porn industry to campaign against it. Hardcore tells the truth,” says Bindel.
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> James Deen: What It’s Like To Be a Male Porn Star – Read the interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49847
> Amazon Under Fire for Selling Vintage Traci Lord’s Porn – King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg’s office refused to comment on whether Amazon or the sellers who own the old magazines might be breaking the law.
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> Crystal Harris: Sex with Hugh Hefner lasted for 2 seconds – “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked,” she told the show.
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> Police: Burglar Without Pants Chased, Caught in Pool – Soaking wet and wearing blue boxers and a T-shirt, Padlo was arrested.
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> “Adult Film Industry Cheers Demise of PornWikileaks.com” –
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> “XXX Industry Worked With … FBI, AIDS Group Against Website That Leaked Porn Stars’ Personal Info?” – In a statement to the adult-biz media, the head of porn industry trade group Free Speech Coalition announced that PornWikiLeaks was no more — the product, it seemed, of a hacking campaign against it.
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> Janine, Entering a Treatment Program for Anxiety, Saddened by Jesse James, Kat Von D Breakup – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49835
> Crystal Harris on Howard Stern; Hefner Lost His Hearing from Viagra – What?
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> “Out of the Darkness” Docu: Shelley Lubben Says Porn Performers Are Mentally Ill and Physically Diseased – ….and Shelley is a crackpot.
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> Dallas Swingers Clubs, The Playground, Darkside operating under the guise of religious institutions – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49830
> Larry Flynt Has a Philly Cheesesteak; Speaks at The Free Library –
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> Hot to Trot Teach Learns What 15 Will Get You 20 Is All About – The girl was 14 when Martin began tutoring her off-campus.
Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: Chocolate Love… 4
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> Tito Ortiz — I Smashed Up My Rolls Royce Phantom – It all went down near a Denny’s restaurant Sunday afternoon.
Driving a Rolls in a Denny’s parking lot?
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> Taste of XXX in Australia –
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> Doctor imprisoned for Arizona Prostie ring loses Wisconsin medical license – The state’s board accepted Levatter’s voluntary surrender of his license and right to reinstatement on July 20.
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> Bree Olson Devoting the Next Year to Landing Mainstream Acting Gigs – Of course she is because when you fuck Charlie Sheen, you automatically become a great actor.
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> Ron Jeremy Touted ExtenZe – I’ve actually endorsed all kinds of products like Vigrx, Extenze, and Rize 2 the Occasions, but I’ve never used one of these products in my entire life.
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> Makers of ExtenZe Penis Enlargement Pills Sued for False Advertising – The Orange County district attorney’s office filed the new suit alleging the company had violated that 2006 agreement.
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> City Workers Spotted Using Car Wash Run By Strippers – Lucas said she understands city road crews need a lunch break, but not this kind, and not on taxpayers’ dime.
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> Strauss-Kahn Accuser Nafissatou Diallo Says She’s Not a Prostie – Strauss-Kahn’s lawyers called the interviews “an unseemly circus” designed to inflame public opinion.
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