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The Media Whore award goes to Sammie Spades.
Sammie Spades either has been suffering from acute memory loss or she just heard that Hillary Clinton is the Secretary of State and figured it was a good time to start another Washington “sex scandal” following the Weiner circus.
With the help of Kevin Blatt, Mr. Celebrity Sex Tape, it was revealed this week that Spades was, get this, part of Hillary Clinton’s internship program at her Buffalo office in 2006.
That’s right; five years ago Sammie was an intern in a branch office when Hillary was Senator. Sammie’s intern job basically consisted of making coffee, running the copy machine and occasionally answering the phone.
With the PR genius of Blatt and his friends in the press, this story has been so blown out of proportion that one would conclude that Sammie was Hillary’s right hand man helping her craft legislation and Bill had filmed them both in some steaming lesbian sex romp. Hardly, for I suspect Hillary couldn’t pick Sammie out of a photo lineup if she had a gun pointed at her head.
Anymore, it’s all about hype isn’t it? No matter how lame the actual story is anything has the possibility of being scandalous nowadays. And for her efforts, Sammie gets her nose placed on the Mt. Rushmore of all-time media whores.
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The Cum All Over Rover award goes to Peter Bower.
After receiving a tip via an email, police began to investigate Peter’s unusual love of animals. On a bestiality-themed web site apparently he posted photos of himself engaged in sex acts with three dogs and a horse. After executing a search warrant of his home, police discovered a bestiality book titled “Dearest Pet” and a blow-up sheep.
Pete was charged with animal cruelty and his dog was removed from the house. Police would have liked to have charged him with more serious offenses but currently Ohio has no law making bestiality a crime.
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The Meshuggeneh award goes to Christian Hernandez.
On an application to become a California Highway Patrol officer he wrote that he had viewed child porn on the Internet. Not surprisingly that set off a few red flags with the CHP.
Upon further investigation, not only did he view child porn, police also found images of Hernandez sexually assaulting a 5 year old girl in his bedroom.
Wednesday this creep was sentenced to 30 years in prison and was ordered to pay the victim $71,000 for counseling she reaches the age of 18.
With any luck he’ll get a shiv in the ribs the moment he hits prison.
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The Thanks for Doing Us All A Favor award goes to Moshe Gerstein.
Moshe was accused of stockpiling thousands of images of brutal child porn.
Earlier this week he was found dead in Mexico. The news report doesn’t give a cause of death and frankly, I don’t care how he died. Murder or suicide, it’s all good for me in this case.
Thanks for doing us favor, buddy. I encourage other creeps to consider the same.
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> What Is Bobby Vitale Coming Home To? - When Vitale was actively working, VCA was still among the big boys until Russ Hampshire, its Hawaiian shirt-wearing owner, sold for at least half of what the company was worth.
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> So Ya Wanna Write a Book About Porn? - Sometimes when you mix a writer who thinks they've got the goods, with the porn genre, you get a disaster in the making like "Money Shot" by Christa Faust.
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> Why There Are No Good Books About Porn? A Good Porn Story is In the Telling - I told Plimpton all kinds of stories about butt fucking and wondered secretly whether he heard any stuff like that in the Detroit Lions' locker room when he was writing Paper Lion.
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> For why we're not seeing more porn parody lawsuits, you'd probably have to ask the Wizard of Odds
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> Porn Content Providers, Retractions, Porn Wikileaks, Karma, Skeeter's Waffles and Jesse Jane's Muppet Connection
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> BiBi Jones by a TKO? - This week Jesse Jane, after duking it out with BiBi Jones for babe supremacy, appears to have thrown in the towel.
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> Debate on Whether the Professor was a Pimp; Financial Aspects Minimal? – Always keep your pimp hand strong.
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> Cops: Prof Was a John Before He Became an Internet Pimp - Flory, who is married and out on $100,000 cash bail, declined comment yesterday from Santa Fe.
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> Playboy on Life Support: Why Hef's Empire of Naked Ladies No Longer Matters - We think the days of idolizing the Hef have passed.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Being Sued By Ungrateful Student: Only Had Sex With Her 175 Times - No trial date has been set in the case.
Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 6
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> Amy Fisher Plastic Surgery Shocker: 'A True Hooker Skank' - …now with her new giant lips and large fake breasts.
I think I’m in love.
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> "Things I Learned From Porn That Warp a Man's Mind" – This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve read all week….and that’s saying something, folks.
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> Porta-Potty Perv Turns out to Be a Spiritual Porn Star and Male Escort – Try putting all of that on your business card.
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> Athiest Lawyer Hassled by Sheriff Grady Judd in Polk County Files a Lawsuit Against Him – Along with being an atheist, somebody comes off as being a little crackers.
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> Drugs and Prosties Featured at Celebrity Poker Games – Sound’s like Adultfyi’s editorial meeting…minus the hookers, coke and millions of dollars.
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> "Gordon Gekko" CEO Spent Investors Money on Prosties and Strip Clubs - "If it's prostitution, it is prostitution. If it is strip clubs and lap dancing, whatever it is, that is what I am going to allow," he said.
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> Some espresso stands may get X rating - "So now you have to have someone checking the cars as they go through the line making sure all the occupants are 18 (if the regulations are approved)," Keeton says.
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> Left for Dead in a Ralph's Parking Lot After a Car Accident, Bobby Vitale Making a Comeback? – Ah, you can always come home again.
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> Porn Chick Lexi Swallows Popped on a DUI – Whatever.
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> A New Trend? Ex-university head arrested in Online prostitution sting - Roseman said Flory, who has homes in Manhattan and Santa Fe, N.M., described the site to police as a hobby.
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> Louisiana House Kills Porn Ban Legislation - Jones said he might try again next year to pass his bill.
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> Man Arrested For Having Anal Sex with Sleeping Girlfriend - The 19-year-old admitted he had made a mistake, explaining as well that the couple didn't usually engage in anal sex.
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> Fired IT Worker Sticks Porn into CEO's PowerPoint Presentation - Considering Mr Powell’s unhinged state of mind, we’re fairly sure it was a little more explicit than that.
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> Supreme Court takes second look at “indecency” on television - A lower court has ruled that the FCC’s definition of “indecency” is too vague.
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> XXX Wasteland Interviews Jill Nelson Co-Author of John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches – Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49334
> Attorney in High Profile Kiddie Porn Case Found Dead - Gerstein was accused of stockpiling thousands of images of brutal child porn.
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> Supreme Court Rules Against Anna Nicole Smith's Estate in Battle for Deceased Oil Tycoon's Estate - The family of E. Pierce Marshall, son of J. Howard Marshall, cheered the decision.
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> Sexually Transmitted Diseases Journal: Porn stars have a high rate of infection and reinfection with STIs - In addition, the risk for female performers was exceedingly high accounting for 72 per cent of all infections.
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> Update: Michelle Braun, Former Madam to the Stars, Charged in Boiler-Room Stock Scam - All charges are felonies.
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> Senate Report Calls for national porn censorship in Australia and axing of 'artistic merit' defense – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49322
> AVN's Change of AEE Dates Draws Questions; Like, Have They Lost Their Minds? - Presumably the move saves money, but also necessitated changing the date away from CES.
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> Dope Lists Kiddie Porn Viewing on Highway Patrol Application; Gets 30 Years - Among the images were pictures of Hernandez molesting a 5-year-old girl…
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> Cited for Alcohol Violations, Blue Moon Nights to Receive Public Hearing About Porn Parties July 8 - When undercover officers visited the nightclub, they were able to buy ecstasy and a manager gave them water bottles to pour their alcohol in after 2 a.m., he said.
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> From the Larry Flynt Let's Play Poker Files:Tobey Maguire sued over Ponzi Scheme poker winnings - Others being sued by Ehrenberg include film director Nick Cassavetes, "Welcome Back Kotter" TV star Gabe Kaplan and Paris Hilton's onetime sex video partner, Rick Salomon.
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> Update: Mitchell Brothers Heir To Take Stand On Own Behalf - He says his client did not intend to kill Keller, but wanted her to love him and let him spend time with their baby….showed his love by caving in her skull with a baseball bat.
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> Judge blocks Cal/OSHA request in agency’s porn HIV investigation of Patient Zero Actress, Employer - "Cal/OSHA's interest in getting this information are far outweighed by the patient's privacy interests," Eliasberg said.
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> America's First Gigolo, "Prostitude" Outted as PWL Stoolie –
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> Amid Mismanagement Claims, Nevada Judge Orders New Board Election for Private Media - The company says Bunimovitz was fired for cause included breach of fiduciary duty, conflict of interest, acts of dishonesty and violations of the company’s ethics code.
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> Michelle Braun Arrested for Securities Fraud - Looks like Braun is making an example for us all that easy money (i.e. illegal) catches up with you in the end.
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> Contamination Horror Convention guest Veronica Hart discusses her life in the adult movie industry – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49307
> Reality TV Stars and Their Porn Pasts –
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> "From Here to Eternity" restored, censored Homo passages revealed –
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> Jeff Stryker To Playgirl: I'm Not Fat! Use Me! – He sure has a high opinion of himself.
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> Righthaven Loses Another - Righthaven doesn’t have standing to sue in most of the 200+ lawsuits it has filed.
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> Another Congressional Sex Scandal in the Making Involving Florida Rep Alcee Hastings – If these assholes could keep their dicks in their pants for five minutes maybe they could figure out how to get this shit economy going again.
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> 'I thought she was 13': Amish pervert 'busted after driving horse and buggy to meet 12-year-old girl' - He allegedly sent about 600 texts as well as nude pictures and explicit videos.
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> Investigation: Old Geezer Hired Underage Girls to Make Porn Movies - In February 2010, Rafferty was arrested after he picked up two girls, ages 14 and 16, with his van after they got off the morning bus at Doyle Middle School.
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> Report: Sammie Spades a Straight A Student – And the point of this story is?
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> Playboy, Club Jenna at the Center of Lousiana Cable Service Debate –Which one is more boring?
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> The Oldest 16 Year-Old We've Ever Seen – Yeah, 16 going on 45.
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> Capri Anderson in Canada to Feature, Recalls the Sheen Meltdown – Let’s beat this dead horse again.
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> 19-year-old man is suspected of leading the notorious Lulz Security hacking group –
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> YNOT Summit addresses the business behind web porn; .XXX Domains Issue Could Get Testy – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49285
> The Tarot Cards Are Right Again: Sunny Lane Announces Engagement To Be Married;Taking a Hiatus – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49284
> Trial Begins for Mitchell Brothers Heir suspected of murdering estranged girlfriend –
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> BitTorrent Lawsuit Update – Does Sued by First Time Video, Liberty Media, Pacific Century International – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49279
> The End of an Era: Paul Fishbein Makes It Official; It was in The Cards - Effective immediately, I’m exiting my full-time position at AVN….
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> Book Editors: Because Porn Is free on the internet, No one would want to buy a book about It? - There aren’t a lot of non-fiction books about the adult movie industry that could be described as journalism.
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> NYC meteorologist Heidi Jones indicted, accused of lying about being raped - "I made it up for attention. I have so much stress at work, with my personal life and with my family," she said, according to the document.
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> "‘The Erotic Engine’ — How Porn Changes Everything" – Blah, blah, blah…buddy, can you spare a dime?
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> Update: Babe Awarded $95 Mil in Sex Harassment Cover Up - “We feel strongly that this verdict is the result of a decision made by a classic runaway jury,” Chad Strickland, vice president of associate resources, said.
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> Beating Outside Florida Strip Club Refuels Old Secondary Effects Issue - Those businesses, they allege, are a magnet for crime….yes, crime and blue balls.
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> Report faults porn firms for not providing information to public health agencies - His finding illustrates the inability of public health officials to conduct an extensive, thorough investigation quickly.
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> Green Mile Actor, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old Aspiring Country Singer; Says "True Love Can Be Ageless" - This broad looks like she's 36. Let’s see the birth certificate.
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> Whoa Nelly: Man Charged With Sexually Abusing 3 Dogs and 1 Horse - Investigators said that they would like to charge Bower with more serious offenses but Ohio has no laws regarding bestiality.
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> Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker, Gay Porn Neophyte - At the beginning of June, porn director ChiChi LaRue contacted Crocker to help him “exhibit what [he] was meant to exhibit”….
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> Paul Rusconi, Malibu Artist, Arrested On Suspicion Of Molesting Twin Daughters and Child Porn - He was held overnight in jail and then released on $220,000 bail.
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> 2 Cops Plead Not Guilty to Sexual Assault - Paul Clavijo and Juan Vasquez were relieved of their police powers in late March, a day after the alleged sexual assault.
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> Cops: Drunk, Naked Man Operated on Pet Doberman - Stewart Gibbs, 44, was charged with felony cruelty to an animal late Sunday…
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> Vivid Settles With CelebrityCash in Piracy Case - Vivid said that CelebrityCash had been infringing on the copyrighted videos…
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> After One Failed Attempt, Tabitha Stevens to Let Jeff The Drunk try Anal with Her Again – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=49262
> Fullerton man allegedly raped housekeeper he found on Craigslist – “She was physically traumatized by the incident," Goodrich said.
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> Like Chinese Water Torture and Syphilis, The Sammie Spade Porn Story Coming Out in Drips - Spades, who worked as a part-time intern for Clinton in the summer of 2006…
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> The Professor was a Pimp; Ran the online prostitution website, Southwest Companions - Authorities were made aware of the website and after several months were able to gain access as “trusted” members.
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> Update: Hillary Clinton’s Ex-Intern Is Exposed, While Exposing Herself; Did KB Leak the Story? - The self-proclaimed “Pornstar!” had been working in relative obscurity…
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> Man Attacked by Ninjas on His Way to Meet Ex-Girlfriend for Sex - Cops told the newspaper that they found two throwing stars – including one stuck in a telephone pole.
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> PR Firm Sues Richie Ashburn's Family –
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> Colton Ford: From porn star to pop star –
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> We'll See Every Suffix Under the Sun: Internet custodians approve vast expansion in domain names - "This is the start of a whole new phase for the Internet"
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> Update on the Sammie Spades-Hillary Clinton Connection – I’m sure she has a great personality.
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> Porn Wikileaks: "A speeding Karma swerves into LA Direct"? Are The Tarot Cards Right Again? - I know the names of the DOJ agents who came all the way from Sacramento for this very special meeting too….
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> AdultFYI Healthy Minute: Why Women Love Oral Sex - A recent survey shows that the act is fast becoming as common as fellatio…
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> Porn Star Sammie Spades was Hillary Clinton's Intern In 2006 – Yeah, we never heard of her either.
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