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Sean Looks at the Week of 12/20/2009 in Review; Tera Gets the Jenna Jameson I Hate Sex Award

Sean from www.pornlegends.com writes: You want straight, no nonsense journalism, you stick with Adultfyi….now on Facebook.

The Creep of the Week Award winner is retired CHP officer Lt. Stephen Robert Deck. This creep fancied himself a computer genius. Too bad for him he struck up a conversation with a 13 year old girl on line and arranged to have sex with her. It turned out the girl was an undercover policewoman.

Defense attorney Court Will acknowledged during the trial that his creep of a client tried to meet the fictitious 13-year-old girl named Amy, but argued the prosecution could not prove Deck had a “definite, unambiguous intent” to have sex with the girl that night. Somehow, however, he couldn’t quite explain to the jury why his client brought a digital camera, condoms and a key lime pie with him when he drove from Oceanside to Laguna Beach to meet “Amy.” I know, maybe they were going to celebrate a birthday and the creep couldn’t find any balloons at the local Walgreens. This creep faces up to four years in prison. That’s hard time for a retired cop and child molester. Pass the Preparation H and enjoy your time in prison, you creep. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39243

The Jenna Jameson I Hate Sex Award goes to Tera Patrick. Tera is simply one of the best looking women to ever strut her stuff for the hardcore set. A naturally voluptuous vixen whose 36DD-24-34 curves are wonderfully well distributed along her 5’9” frame, Tera has become one of the most sought-after women in porn…too bad her soon-to-be ex-husband, Evan Seinfeld, revealed this week that she in fact hates sex. He is quoted this week as saying, “We barely had sex in our own marriage. Our marriage had a lot of holes in it [apparently not the ones he preferred], despite what she claims. She’s not a sexual person.” Wow, this world famous porn starlet who has men lusting after her doesn’t like to fuck? What a sham…I mean shame. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39192

The Rob Spallone Take Matters In Your Own Hands Hero Award goes to ex-Playboy model Louise Glover. This week she was convicted of banging another woman’s head against a toilet up to 10 times and breaking her nose. During the trial the victim told the court: “I knew that my nose was broken because there was blood everywhere. But she just picked me up by my hair and pulled my body weight by my hair and did exactly the same thing again.” We love hot looking women who enjoy emphasizing their point during a minor disagreement and for that, she is our hero. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39228

The Errol Flynn Hero Award winner is Evan Seinfeld. After Tera Patrick made a statement saying her marriage to Seinfeld failed because he would not give up appearing in porn flicks, he countered with his own statement: “While it was great that we were the ‘First Couple’ of porn, the fact is Tera hates the industry. She’s not a sexual person. We barely had sex in our own marriage. She’s desperate to break into the mainstream, and just wants to generate press. I didn’t choose porn over her. Our marriage had a lot of holes in it, despite what she claims. I chose freedom.” For finally saying what many have suspected for years, Evan Seinfeld is our hero.
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The Mr. Ed Stud of the Week Award winner is Erick Rivera. As the story goes, workers at the Goshen, New York Historic harness track knew there was something wrong six months ago, when they’d arrive at work in the morning to find horses bridled and immobilized and smoking cigarettes. So police set up surveillance cameras to solve the mystery. After viewing the tape, police say the equestrian Don Juan had sex at least a dozen times with various fillies.

When asked for comment, one filly said: “I feel like I’m betrayed,” said Brown Betty, who first revealed her fling with Rivera to Us Weekly last week. “And all these other fillies . . . it’s just hurtful.” Buttermilk had this to say, “I didn’t even get a birthday card or a carrot or a lump of sugar,” the filly said. “I got nothing out of this relationship but a broken heart.” Both fillies have retained attorney Gloria Allred as legal council.

Rivera is now charged with sexual misconduct with an animal and burglary.
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Belated Birthdays – Crissy Moran [34] 12/22, Erica Boyer [53] 12/22, Jersey Jaxin [28] 12/22, Rocki Roads [35] 12/22, Tia Bella [36] 12/25, Kristi Myst [35] 12/25, Cicciolina [58] 12/26, Shayla LaVeaux [40] 12/27,

> Nevada Governor’s Divorce has Alleged Sex Assault and Playboy Model Leslie Durant Behind It – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39265

> “Why porn stars should wear condoms” – ‘Why should these employees face a hazardous work environment?’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39264

> Wife Has Restraining Order Against Charlie Sheen; Conflicting Reports About a Divorce – Escort services’ phones are lighting up with Charlie being free for the New Year. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39263

> Yahoo Sports: ‘War Machine’ becomes ‘Porn Machine’ is most embarrassing MMA moment of 2009? – He is also in the running for the shortest porn career on record as well. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39262

> Operators of Viet Nam’s biggest porn website get jail terms – Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch…he has the blue balls, crabs, and the seven year itch. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39261

> Another Tiger Episode? Charlie Sheen arrested on felony charges in Aspen, Colo., His Wife Was Drunk – Appears somebody didn’t like their Christmas present. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39260

> Stagliano “Scrooged” for Christmas – …it makes more sense for the state to restrict whom you can have sex with than to restrict what you can watch while having sex with yourself. Read the blog post here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39259

> Report: Adult Business Hating Tera Patrick Skipping the AEE to Concentrate on Book Tour – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39258

> Golden Cue Strip Club Fined- Owners Says Cops Doing Nothing But Trying to Entrap – No shit, Sherlock. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39255

> ACORN Worker in LA Sting Claimed to Know Larry Flynt – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39254

> Drunk 4-Year-Old in Drag Steals Neighbors Christmas Presents – The kid told police when he grows up he wants to be a famous porn producer. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39253

> A Heartwarming Christmas Story: Man Convicted Of Being Nude In His Own Home – Pull the shades next time, dope. Nobody wants to see your pressed ham. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39252

> Deja Vu strippermobile heading out on nationwide tour – Better pack the fur lined G-string when you hit the Midwest, Baby. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39251

> Larry Flynt Says No Basis for Brother’s Lawsuit, Has No Equity in LFP and is “Merely” an Employee – “I have no idea why he’s suing me.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39250

> On the Piracy Issue Mike South Sez: Jules Jordan…Meet the Kettle – Read the post here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39249

> ‘Girls Gone Wild’ Founder Joe Francis Named ‘Douche Of The Decade’ – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39247

> Her Debut as a Director: Alexis Golden Wants it Right Up The Ass in FLP – Well, good for her. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39246

> Update: Ex-Playboy Model of the Year Louise Glover faints after conviction of Toilet attack on clubgoer – “My nose was on the other side of my face,” Hardcastle told the courtroom. “It wasn’t in the middle of my face anymore. It was completely on one side.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39245

> X-Play Finally Set to Shoot Not Charlie’s Angels XXX – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39244

> Retired CHP Officer Convicted in Sex Sting- You’re Never Too Retired to be a Dope – Deck brought a digital camera, condoms and a key lime pie… Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39243

> Vanessa Hudgens Sues Website MoeJackson.com Over Nude Pics – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39242

> Pitcher Chan Ho Park Sues Man Who Caught His Balls – According to the suit, Kreuter signed a promissory note for the debt… Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39241

> Beautiful Girls & Bad Taste Turn Flight Attendants into Not Airplane XXX – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39240

> Judge dismisses petition requiring the use of condoms in XXX films – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39239

> Showgirl Schevelle and Batman Ring in New Year at Gold Club in Baton Rouge – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39238

> Hustler Releases Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin January 5; See the Clip – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39237

> Eva Angelina Hits Fans With Her Sexy iPhone App… iEva – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39235

> Regulating Sex Toys In Canada: A CBC Radio 1 Interview with Online Sex Shop – The European Union has already enforced strict regulations on the labeling of adult toys and even bans some that do not meet inspection standards. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39233

> Clips.com Adds New “Samples” Feature – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39232

> Jules Jordan Video & Associated Cos. Get 115 AVN Award Noms; Jenna Haze, Gina Lynn et al to Sign – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39231

> U.S. Marines collect 1,000 “Toys for Tots” from Rick’s Cabaret NY strippers – “All the girls got together and donated some toys.” I hope they cleaned them first. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39229

> Court Finds Ex-Playboy Model of the Year guilty of Toilet Bowl attack – Glover fainted, sobbed and wailed after being convicted at Hove Crown Court. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39228

> Mike South: “Blacks on Blondes and Dogfart were the most notorious pirates of all” – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39227

> Reports Tying Michelle Braun to Attorney Charged with Racketeering and Money Laundering – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39226

> Avn, Xbiz Awards and 2010 with Wendy Williams – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39225

> Female Performer of the Year nominee Misty Stone wraps on a great year – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39224

> Jules Jordan: Will Hush Hush Clean Up All Their Links? – I wonder if he will clean up all their links out there with stolen content that still lead back to Blacksonblondes.com? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39223

> Hustler’s This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX Hits Fan Gold – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39222

> Update: Jimmy Flynt Sues Larry the Porn King; Claims He was The One Who Saved Hustler – “Had Jimmy known that he was giving up significant assets to Larry only to have Larry and Paul Cambria, their attorney, later turn on him,…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39221

> Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein Settles 4 lawsuits filed by women claiming abuse; 14 More To Go – Tiger can relate. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39220

> Tera Patrick in Her Book Claims a Different Breakup Story – Told him it was either her or porn. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39219

Sean: The way Seinfeld tells it: as for the sex with Patrick, she was about as cold as a nudist on an ice berg.

> Good News for Porn: Judge dismisses petition requiring the use of condoms in XXX films – Judge David P. Yaffe rejected the petition, noting that the county has broad discretion in how it oversees public health. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39218

> Federal Judge Declines to Dismiss Stagliano Obscenity Case – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39217

> Ira Isaacs Gets the Bad Word- U.S. Appeals Court Won’t Toss Obscenity Case – Says he isn’t entitled to have his case dismissed on double jeopardy grounds. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39216

> Hush Hush Entertainment to distribute Blacks On Blondes and Dogfart DVDs – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39215

> Netflix sued for Sex Orientation privacy violations due to recommendations contest – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39212

> Federal Judge Declines to Dismiss Stagliano Obscenity Case; There Will Be an Appeal – And the lawyers get rich. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39211

> Former Racine mayor pleads guilty in sex sting – The creep faces up to 45 years in prison. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39210

> FBI Probed Michael Jackson ‘Sex Call’ To Brit Teen- Jackson Had An All-Boy Anthology Tape – The revelations come in formerly classified documents…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39209

> G String Chronicles: Green Bay- Not The Capital Of Menage a Tois, It’s The Capital Of Toilet Paper – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39208

> EroticVision.TV Brings Porn to the Big Screen – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39207

> Larry Walters Announces New Law Firm, Walters Law Group – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39205

> Evan Seinfeld Launches Sinnergy Entertainment – Read about Seinfeld’s genius here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39204

> Diamond Foxxx Lands Role in Reality Series as TV Crew To Follow Her at AEE – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39203

> Review: WKRP in Cincinnati A XXX Parody from New Sensations – Read Gene’s review here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39201

> Victim derailed FBI’s attempt to revive 1993 Michael Jackson molestation case – Payoffs worked for Michael. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39199

> Mainstream Press Having a Field Day with Patrick-Seinfeld Bust Up; Here’s the NY Post Article – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39198

> The Great Toilet Bowl Attack Update: Playboy model ‘received death threats after attack’ – She said she was “confused” when police arrested her…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39197

> Kendra Wilkinson: ‘My son nearly peed in my face’; Kids Getting an Early Start – Does that cost extra? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39196

> Tiger Trollop Jamie Jungers Caught in a Big Lie on LA’s John and Ken Show – “You have a publicist. Now wait a second. It’s private business but you have a publicist?” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39195

> San Francisco Bay Guardian Interviews Sasha Grey – The writer of this piece is hysterical…in the stupid way. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39194

> Thomas Ward is Bill Cosby as Cliff Huxtable Readies for AVN Award – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39191

> Sophie Dee’s ClubSophieDee.com Nominated XBIZ Porn Star Website of the Year – See hype here: http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39190

> New Sensations/Digital Sin Receives 26 XBiz Noms – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39189

> Female Russian Heavyweight Champ Boxes In School Girl Outfits – Tiger better not mess with this chick. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39188

> Amia Miley Nominated for Best Newbie – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39187

> Adultspace Nominated for 2010 XBIZ Dating Program of The Year – There is more than one dating program? Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39186

> FSC Blasts Move to Make Porn Shoots Condom-Only – Remember, FSC works for the companies and not the actors. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39184

> CNBC Checks Out LA’s Coco de Mer – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39183

> ‘Public access porn’ ChannelAustin prompts complaint – “Public television is for the public,” said Allison Martinat, “and it should be all age-friendly.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39182

Sean: When will Pink Visual issue a press release taking credit?

> Review: Flight Attendants from Adam & Eve – Read Gene’s review here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39181

> XBiz Nominates Dane Cross for New Male Performer of the Year – …and AVN puts him in their Hall of Fame. What the? Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39180

> Avatar Star in Gay Porn Mix Up – The Aussie actor happened to be wearing nothing but a g-string, fake animal ears and a felt tale…No, that doesn’t appear gay at all. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39179

> Did Jayden James Tweet Her Career Demise? – LukeFord.com thinks she did. Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39178

> Dylan Ryder is Starlet of the Month on GT XXXTREME.com – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39176

> One of Europe’s Largest Gay Companies to Quit Making Bareback Videos – “For that reason it is not possible for a production company to guarantee the safety of an actor in a bareback film.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39175

> Lingerie Football threatens ex-players with lawsuit – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39174

> Tiger’s wife eyes full custody, half of his $600M ; After Shopping at Costco, Tiger, Buds Off to the Bahamas – The hard-line stance stems from Woods’ refusal to seek help for his twin addictions to sex and pills, the paper reported. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39173

> Already the Quote of the week: “she was fairly obviously dead at that time” – ‘…tragic death of Brittany Murphy…’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39172

> Proposed law change may ban production of bareback porn – California’s AIDS Healthcare Foundation will file a petition to amend state law to mandate…Appears the news just hit England. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39171

> Deadbeat Randy Quaid Finally Arrested – The pair has been absent from court hearings in Santa Barbara regarding fraud allegations…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39170

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