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The Dope of the Week Award winner is Joshua Basso. This dope was in the mood for a little phone sex [is that still around?]. Realizing his cell phone was out of minutes it dawned on this dope that he could still call 911 for free. After making several calls to 911 in which he asked the dispatcher about her breasts and propositioned her for sex, police tracked down this dope and charged him with a misdemeanor count of misusing the 911 system. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38518
The Errol Flynn Hero Award goes to hedge fund boss, Mark Lowe. In court papers it is alleged that he would make degrading jokes about blondes and brought high-class escorts to business meetings. He would also visit strip clubs and get lap dances. Sure, he is being sued for sexual harassment, but at Adultfyi, he’s our hero. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38405
Adult Industry Newcomer Award winner is Carrie Prejean. It all started when it was revealed that she made a solo-masturbation tape for a boyfriend. She called it one of the biggest mistakes of her life. She also claimed: in order to prevent its release, that she was only 17 when the tape was made. Now it appears that in fact she was 20 at the time of production and that she made at least 8 similar tapes and took about 30 nude photos of herself. Give yourself a hand, Carrie, because with that much content you could be well on your way to having a successful career as an adult star. Hey, Carrie, Dennis Hof is on line one and Peewee Hirsch is on line two. Enjoy the new career, you randy little bitch.
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The Norman Einstein Award winner is Nicole Forrester. This Einstein stripper claims she had an affair with Josh Duhamel, which he denies. “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody,” says Einstein. Sure, Einstein, nobody’s gonna find out…until you went public with the allegations! Now Einstein feels bad and is catching hell from the public. She wants to apologize because her son told her she was disgusting. Einstein told “Extra” she hasn’t stripped since the story broke. “I don’t want to because of my children,” she says. “They asked that I never do it again.” Now she gives a shit about her children? Enjoy your trophy, Einstein. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38501
Summer Re-Run Award goes to Vivid. Back in May when solo-masturbation star Carrie Prejean was making headlines during the controversy over her statements during the Miss USA Pageant, the Mayor of the Oompa Loompas over at Vivid made an offer to her of $1 million to star in a flick. Now with her current controversy, he dusted off the original offer and is asking her yet again. With a catalog of 8 tapes and 30 nude photos, I suspect Carrie will once again turn down Vivid’s offer and attempt to strike out on her own. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38460
The Dumbass Award winner is Stormy Daniels. This week she was interviewed by Marie Claire about possibly being a candidate for US Senate from Louisiana.
Q: Do you think you’re more qualified than Senator Vitter?
A: Absolutely not. But in one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top.
Well, she finally admits she isn’t qualified for the job; however, she justifies her knowledge of foreign policy by talking about a character she played in a porn flick. What a dumbass. [We suppose she was trying to be, as they say in French, glib.] www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38463
Seka Mathematical Institute Award winner is Kelsey Grammar. Earlier this week Kelsey told Contact Music that in 1973 when he was 18 years old he was offered a role in a porn flick which would have paid him $10,000. “They said I was going to go on this yacht in the Bahamas with these two beautiful women. They called it The Bermuda Triangle (which) sounds pretty good.” He turned down the role fearing that if he ever became famous the film would come back to haunt him. Here’s a little history lesson. Back in 1973 the median household income in the United States was $10,512. So Kelsey is telling us this 18 year old kid turned down a trip to the Bahamas to have sex with two women and earn in lets say a week what the average American was making in a year? Bullshit.
Although I do have a theory: Okay, part of his story about the money may be correct. But instead of sex with two girls, it was actually two guys. And it wasn’t a trip to the Bahamas; it was a weekend on Fire Island. Hey, gay porn was a rarity back in the day. I could see some gay production company offering a “young and cute” kid that kind of cash. However, more than likely he was just talking out of his ass. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38444
The Creep of the Week winner is evangelist Tony Alamo. A jury convicted this creep in July on a 10-count indictment accusing him of taking young girls across state lines for sex and recently he was sentenced to 175 years in prison. After sentencing, this Bible thumping creep said: “I’m just another one of the prophets that went to jail for the Gospel.” No, asshole, you are going to jail for having sex with under aged girls: some as young as 8 years old. I can only hope that his fellow prisoners nail him to a cross…literally. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38509
Belated Birthdays – April West [44] 11/10, Harmony Grant 11/10, Kyla Cole [31] 11/10, Nina Mercedez 11/10, Hyapatia Lee 11/11 [49], Paula Price 11/11 [38], Angie Savage 11/12 [28], Crystal Storm 11/14, Janine Lindemulder 11/14 [41], Jordan Alexia 11/14, Sara Jay 11/14 [32], Tawny Peaks 11/14,
> A Review: Not Married with Children XXX – Read Gene’s review here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38527
> Dave Cummings From the Trenches, the November 2009, Edition – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38526
> Cops Rule Foul Play in Death of Hayden Brooks; A Victim of Homicide – Victims shot before the fire. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38525
> CalExotics & Dr. Laura Berman Go Prime-Time – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38524
> Deja Vu Showgirls’ Stripper-on-a-Truck Promotion Halted in Sin City – Deemed unseemly or unsafe. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38523
> Carrie Prejean facing criminal charges in sex tape scandal? Gays Could Have a Case – Was she 17 or 20 and was she sending child porn. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38522
> Ruby Rayes Turning Audiences On Worldwide – See hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38521
> TMZ: Vivid “Desperate” To Release Prejean Sex Tape – Yeah, but that darn model release…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38520
> Busy Weeks for Monique Alexander – The one person still working in Porn Valley. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38519
> December Playboy featuring Sasha Grey, Joanna Krupa on stands today – Save your money and read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38517
> Kevin Blatt, Start Your Engines: Carrie Prejean Has a Whole Catalogue – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38515
> Caught in More Lies? More Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes? 30 Nude Photos, 8 Sex Tapes Surface – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38514
> Today’s Porn is Abu Ghraib? – Read the garbage here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38512
> Dozens speak against, for Detroit strip club ordinance; vote may be delayed – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38510
> Monday: Tony Batman Schevelle on Playboy Radio – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38508
> Say Hello to Kevin Blatt, Hollywood’s Sex-Tape Broker – “Just about every scumbag caught under every rock in L.A. is trying to sell out an ex-lover” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38507
> Latest Playboy Rumor: Playboy in talks with Griffiths, Golden GateLa for $300M – Is that Seka dollars or American dollars? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38506
> Playboy Screwed up with Club Jenna Purchase? – ‘The company has made some imprudent decisions over the past decade…’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38505
> “AVN Milking Us Like Fresh Goats” – ‘Those fuckers at AVN, I just knew it that they were getting kickbacks…’ I am convinced this industry is home of the retarded. Read the post here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38504
> “AEBN Blatantly Irresponsible”- Offering Fisting, Pissing Video to Its Affiliates – We as an industry need to start taking responsibility… Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38503
> Adam & Eve Signs Teagan Presley to an Exclusive Contract – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38502
> Carla Gugino on Portraying a Pregnant Porn Star for Women in Trouble – Read the interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38500
> Story of the Day Replay: AVN, Paul Fishbein Being Sued by Babenet Over Internext Loan – AVN “secretly” provided free exhibition space to other companies at the same time it was charging Babenet up to $25,000 per Show for space. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38499
> Breast Cancer Breakthrough: New Procedure Finds Women May Be Able to Regrow Breasts – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38498
> Update: The Playboy, Iconix Deal – Update…don’t hold your breath. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38495
> The Knell of Imminent Doom for Blockbuster: closing 115 more stores – Blockbuster continues to hemorrhage cash….join the crowd. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38494
> Adam & Eve Invites Customers: “Make Our Next XXX Movie” – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38491
> Ron Jeremy and Craig Gross Debate in Wisconsin – What a racket. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38490
> Slain Wayne Now Shooting for Hustler: Hustler Hunts for Things That Go Hump in the Night – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38489
> Levi Johnston Takes Aim at Sarah Palin During Porn Awards; Has the Goods On Her, He Hints – “She’s being smart. She knows what I got on her.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38486
> SMC Movie Productions to release First Transsexual Solo Feature, Mia Isabella – Dude looks like a lady. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38485
> Carrie Prejean Calls Larry King “Inappropriate”; We Here Call Him Frog Face – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38484
> Carrie Prejrean Lied About Her Sex Tape; Cancels a DC Speaking Gig Five Minutes Beforehand – So she wasn’t 17. She was 20 when she gave herself a hand. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38483
> Rising Star PR Signs Amia Miley; “I can Deep Throat Almost Any Cock,” She Says – “Watching Sasha Grey inspired me. I’d really love to work with her one day.” Great, another NASA reject. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38482
> The Late Hayden Brooks Auctioned Off Her Anus – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38481
> Class: Courtney Cumz Propositoned Sports Guy Bill Simmons and His Wife with a Threeway – “My wife was not excited for the invitation.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38479
> Iconix to Buy Playboy? – Don’t hold your breath. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38478
> December Issue: Sasha Grey in 6-Page Playboy Spread – The life-sized picture of her pussy takes up 4 of those pages alone. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38474
> Adam & Eve Honors Flight Attendants with Love Doll and Catalog Cover – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38473
> EurWeb.com Interviews Justin Slayer – Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38472
> Everywhere you look, porn is suddenly inescapable – Better yet, it appears to be all free. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38470
> Maylene, Stone, Gamble, Bartholet cast on Cinemax’s hit series “Co Ed Confidential” – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38469
> Maryland Regents Pass on Porn Policy – First Amendment issues. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38468
> Fired Editor: NY Post a Frat House of Penis Rubbing, Blowjob Propositions and Other Lewd Behavior – Just a typical day around the AdultFYI offices. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38467
> “Once a leader, porn industry falters in search for Internet profits” – Read what you already know here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38466
> Andrew Blake’s long awaited new release, “Voyeur Within” hits the streets on November 17th – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38465
> Fleshbot Honors Adult Source Media with Best CGI Award – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38464
> Stormy Daniels Interviewed by Marie Claire – Q: Do you think you’re more qualified than Senator Vitter?
A: Absolutely not. But in one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top.
Read what could be the stupidest interview ever published here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38463
> High Society And Wicked Pictures Present Wicked Digital Magazine – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38462
> LA Times: Jamie McCourt denies affair, says accusations are ‘devastating’ – “I’ve been creamed,” is the way she put it. I bet she was. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38461
> Seyfarth Shaw Law Firm Reps Playboy in Spat with Lawyer Corri Fetman; Read the Complaint: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38458
> Nick Manning & James Bartholet Celebrity Judges at the Miss Brazil USA Pageant – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38455
> Pure Play Media’s Direct To Retail Distribution Now Powered By IVD – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38454
> Hustler’s Palin Parodies Come Out on Top – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38453
> Carrie Prejean warns women: Don’t make sex tapes because you may get famous – Carrie Prejean stopped by “The View” on Tuesday to explain why she sold a tape of herself masturbating….What? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38452
> Carrie Prejean Becoming Another Shelley Lubben- Out to Save Porn Chicks – Read the interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38451
> From Club Jenna: There’s Nothing Like a Brea Bennett Party – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38450
> ESPN Interviews War Machine about His Porn Occupation – I hope to make about $100,000 the first year and then $200,000 the second. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38449
> Galaxy Publicity Clients at Stan’s of Hollywood – See hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38447
> Detroit aiming to clamp down on its strip clubs with Absurd Ordinances – “This is terrific that they finally stepped up,”…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38446
> Court: Man uses porn chick Meggan Malone’s pic to fool nurse – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38445
> James Bartholet to Return as Official Announcer for Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38443
> Playboy Retaliates By Suing Chicago divorce lawyer Corri Fetman Who’s Suing Them – And the lawyers get rich. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38442
> This Ain’t Happy Days XXX: Fonzie Luvs Pinky Parody Hits Stores – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38441
> Arraignment postponed for ex-preacher charged with murdering Felicia Lee – “things to do on the case.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38440
> Comedian Doug Stanhope Rips Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis in Podcast Interview – “he is the grossest human being I’ve ever run across.” Read the interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38439
> UK Website Interviews McKenzie Lee – Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38438
> Courts Divide Over the Constitutionality of Sex Toy Bans – Several states are all abuzz. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38436
> Former Lesbian Playboy Bunny Stephanie Adams Engaged to a Man – She wants kids: realized bull dykes don’t have balls. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38435
> FoxSexpert: Porn Isn’t Just for Men Anymore – She wants sex that’s less graphic and that features more realistic actors…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38432
> How to Be a Ladies Man Shoot Wraps – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38431
> Mackenzee Pierce to Grace January 2010 Cover Of Hustler Magazine – See hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38430
> Prejean Tape Made When She Was Underage; One Website Pot Calls the TMZ Kettle Black – Nice, I like it. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38429
> Side figure in Wash. strip club case pleads guilty – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38427
> Jennifer Lopez Files $10M Suit Against Ex-Husband Over Sex Tape – ‘But he shot them with his camera, so he owns the copyright.’ What? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38426
> Rick’s Cabaret International, Inc. Reports 13 Percent Rise in Same Club Sales for October – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38424
> Gamma Entertainment & Evil Angel Productions jointly announce a multi-year website partnership – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38422
> AIDS called leading killer of women – …between the ages of 15 and 44. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38421
> Michelle Braun tried to get Monica Hansen to drop lawsuit by threatening to expose her as a prostitute? – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38420
> Give Him This, He’s Got Balls: Letterman Suspect Wants Charges Dismissed – The lawyer says this was not extortion, calling it “a pure commercial transaction.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38419
> UK’s Porn Twins: Kit and Kat Lee – “We do regret it,” said Kat. “It’s not going to last forever and we could have had proper jobs.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38418
> Prejean Comes Clean About Sex Tape – she shot the X-rated video of herself alone when she was 17…. So much for that moneymaker. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38417
> This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX Parody Is A Wrap – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38416
> Girls’ ‘hardcore XXX porn’ ‘Lust For Life’ nude video star speaks – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38414
> Kari Ann Peniche on Howard Stern; Talks About How She Used To Jerk an Old Guy Off Through a Fence – Her story will make your head spin. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38411
> Bobbi Starr Lands Hustler’s December Cover – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38410
> Chinese government attacks Yahoo over porn – A Chinese government watchdog has ordered Yahoo China to clean pornographic content… Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38409
> Social Kink and Beverly Heels Seek Fab Feet – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38408
> You Can Be Framed for Child Porn by a PC Virus – Just try blaming the cat. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38407
> Director Lee G. suffers stroke – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38406
> Hedge fund boss brought prostitutes to meetings claims executive in sexism case – Happens all the time at the FYI offices. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38405
> SnapNames Hit with Class Action Lawsuit for Shill Bidding – Inflating the bids on websites. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38404
> Mackenzee Pierce Signs Exclusive with LA Direct Models – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38402
> Jennifer Lopez Sues Ex-Husband Over Alleged Home Videos And Movie Project – She and Noa married in 1997 and divorced less than a year later. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38401
> Topless Coffee Shop Owner Wants to Reopen – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38400
> Isis Taylor Now With Big Love Talent – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38398
> Architect of Ft. Hood Massacre Was Strip Club Devotee – Yeah, big surprise….kill him. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38396
> Carrie Prejean: “Our Bodies Are Temples of the Lord” – Beautiful, Carrie, give yourself a hand…..Oh” She did? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38395
> Former NV madam helps prostitutes – The Shelley Lubben of Nevada streetwalkers. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38394
> Internet sex ring busted In central Florida – The perpetrators used auction sites like Craigslist to communicate with their clients. Can’t even make an honest buck anymore: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38393
> T-Mobile account services serving up porn – It sounds like this is porn has been spammed to mobile numbers or… Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38392
> Girls Gone Wild gets iPhone game – When do the lawsuits start? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38391
> Women aim to revive porn industry – Good luck with that. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38390
> “April Flores is queen of the plus-size pinups” – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38389