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Sean Looks at The Week of 8/9/2009 in Review; Ashley Greene is Dope of the Week

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The Dope of the Week Award winner is Ashley Greene. It appears this idiot took nude photos of herself and low and behold they end up on the Internet. Not surprisingly, she’s now outraged and her attorneys have demanded that the photos be removed or this dope will sue. If this wasn’t such a blatant attempt at getting publicity, she’d win the Media Whore award hands down. Unfortunately, she’s just a dope.

Bullshit Quote of the Week: “I’m happy for the production, but I feel bad for exploiting the girls’ situation.” This from Matt Morningwood in referring to the fact that before the economy tanked he was paying girls $2500.00 for a multi-partner shoot but now he only pays $1800.00. I’m sure he feels bad. Just like the fox after he ate all the chickens in the henhouse.

This week’s Sasha Grey Media Whore Award winner is Tony Curtis. After telling his life story in his first memoir, American Prince, published in 2008 this media whore decided to kill another few thousand trees and bless us all with his latest memoir: Some Like it Hot: My Memories of Marilyn Monroe and the Making of the Classic Movie.

In the book he claims that during the shooting of the film he knocked up Monroe. I find it funny that with everything that has been written over the years about her that some writer missed this blockbuster news. I also find this media whore’s story hard to believe because it was written that she developed a rapport with [Jack] Lemmon, and that she disliked Curtis especially after hearing that he had described their love scenes as “like kissing Hitler.” Too bad Marilyn has been dead for 47 years or she could confirm or deny the story. That sure makes it convenient for this media whore.

The Creep of the Week winner is Tawnya Rae Burrows. This jack off took it upon herself to show 2 children aged 7 and 8 a porn flick. That’s really a lack of good judgment. Oh, but this goof ass takes it one level higher by breaking out her sex toys and using them on the children including one child who is two years old. This creep has a laundry list of charges against her and if found guilty of them I suggest she be placed in a wood chipper. Then again maybe I’m just too liberal.

The Douche Bag Award – After reading this weekly review, you would think that Roger Dale Roberts is this week’s Douche Bag award winner: he was convicted on three counts of making child sexually abusive material — pornography — by video-recording himself having sex with a 17-year-old girl. Sorry, but this time you’re wrong. The Douche Bag winners are the “victim” and her parents.

The “victim” was “a few months” shy of her 18th birthday so her parents signed a consent form for her to appear in the porn flick. Later, in trying to cover her own ass, Mommy said “he was consenting to take pictures, not rape her [daughter].” And what did the “victim” say after the trial? “Thank God he’s put away,” she commented after the sentencing. “He can’t hurt another little girl.” She’s comparing herself to a little girl? Geez, what a bunch of douche bags.

Belated Birthdays – Misty Rain 08/10, Amanda Lexx 08/11, Elizabeth Starr 08/11, Nikki Randall 08/11, Britt Morgan 08/12, Lexi Lapetina 08/12, Brittany Andrews 08/13, Kelly O’Dell 08/13, Wendy Whoppers 08/13, Danyel Cheeks 08/14, Heather Carolin 08/15, Jena Ricci 08/15, Justine Sands 08/15, Uschi Digard 08/15, Taylor Rain 08/16, Reigning Football Pool Champion and resident smart ass, Sean 08/16

> On the set of Sin City’s Naughty Blond MILF Librarians
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> Kenny Gallo’s Book About Crime and the Adult Business is Mesmerizing – Ask Peter North who Gallo calls “a suppressed, self-loathing homosexual”…

Read Gene’s review here:

> Goldstar Melodrama- Did Eli Almost Choke a Model Out? Is Joel Running from Something? – Read from the rumor mill:

> Vice cops raid grimy midtown Manhattan teen sex brothel Run by a 64 Year-Old Madam – Read the story here:

> Interviews Francesca Le – Read it here:

> Last X-rated video store in Dania Beach battles city, landlord to survive – Read the story here:

> Cummin’ At You 3D Stars Tommy Gunn and Sindee Jennings To Appear on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls – Read the hype here:

> Joanna Angel’s Sausage Fest – Read the story here:

> XGen Reminds Buyers To Stock Up On Sexy Halloween Costumes – Read the hype here:

> 18-Karat Gold Sex Toy Sells for $1,500 – Batteries not included. Read the story here:

> Crazy turn in Pitino sex scandal; $10M Hush Money Demand? – Scumbag v. Scumbag. Read it here:

> You Tube Bans Britney Brooks & Adult Mobile Provider Mobihun – Read the hype here:

> Not Free but Freedom of Choice Killed Porn – Another halfcocked explanation why you’re broke. Read it here:

> Kenny Gallo: Who knew that ricers could be gangsters? – Read the story here:

> Former Porn Producer Kenny Gallo Pens Memoir, “Breakshot, a life in the 21st Century American Mafia” – This guy appears to be the Forest Gump of organized crime. Read the story here:

> Lawsuit: Strip Club Overcharges and Beats Up Customers – Anybody surprised? Read the story here:

> pornStar, the Play – Read the review here:

> Lone Star Pornutopia Returns to Houston This December – Read the hype here:

> The Reggie Miller Texting Sex Scandal – Read the story here:

> Stephanie Swift Diagnosed with Breast Cancer; Wants to Make a Documentary about Her Illness – Read the story here:

> Playboy, eFashion Agree to Settle Breach-of-Contract Suit – Read the press release here:

> Director/Performer Tina Tyler Blogs, Reviews Books During Cancer Fight – Read the story here:

> Kansas Now Looking to Limit Adult Store Hours – Read the story here:

> US, Japanese Porn Producers Sue Uploaders for Breach of Copyright – Read the story here:

> From Metro Content: Puts the Best of the Best Only a Click Away – Read the hype here:

> Zealous’ Milton Ault Defends Claims Made by 12 Hedge Funds; Blames Stock Market Collapse – I’d sue the 12 hedge funds for investing with this dope. But hey, that’s me, Mr. Vegas. Read the story here:

> Dave Cummings- From the Trenches; The August, 2009 Edition – Brought to you by Depends…Read the newsletter here:

> Adult Ad Network Officially Launches – Read the story here:

> Taryn Thomas: “97 Percent of Porn Stars Are Psycho”; Grandparents Still Think She’s in Real Estate – Read the vortex of horse crap here:

> CBS: Milton Ault Who’s Being Sued Produced Palin Porn Spoof – Read the story here:

> Mark Your Calendars: PAW Presents Bare Bowling 2009 – Polish your balls and read the details here:

> Frank Koretsky Now a Mainstream Movie Producer – Read the hype here:

> ‘Oral sex’ paramedic: I was comforting woman; Found Guilty of Misconduct – Yeah, I always comfort women with my cock in their mouth. Hey, at least it makes one of us feel better. Read the story here:

> Alicia Herring Addresses Darrah Ford AIM “Fiction” – Read email here:

Read the email from Patric Hernandez-Kline from earlier this week here:

Sean: Appears to me both letters are very similar. I wonder if these two people were given outlines to follow. I’m not saying, I’m just saying…interesting.

> Ben Roethlisberger: Andrea McNulty is Unstable – Looking for a little baby-mama-drama payday. Read the story here:

> Pure Play Media Featured on CNBC as Leader in 3D Porn – Read the hype here:

> Will “Letterman” and “Sarah Palin” Make Up? – I hope Lisa Ann can carry this train wreck. Read the hype and see the trailer here:

> Details Revealed in Rick Pitino Sex Extortion Case – I can’t figure out who is the bigger scumbag. Maybe you can here:

> Composer Joseph Brooks Wants Sex Charges Heard Separately – Read the douche bag’s story here:

> Update: Kansas Agreement Settles federal lawsuit filed against AG by the Lion’s Den – Read the story here:

> Strip clubs feel customers’ pain in slumping economy – “This is the worst I have ever seen it in my 27 years in the business…” Read what you already know here:

> Director Joshua on a New Breed of Piracy: Voting Piracy – “Let’s save our votes for the contests that have prizes or true meaning…” Read the story here:

> Sunset Thomas is Sin City Mom – Read the hype here:

> Courtney Cummz Moves to the Lisa Ann Agency; Feature Dancing at Spearmint Rhino in Rialto – Read the hype here:

> Hedge funders’ lawsuit claims money went to porn investment, swingers’ resort – Dickheads got what they deserved. Read the story here:

> Porn king Steve Crow slams NZ Breast Cancer Foundation After They Reject His $5000 Pledge – Read the story here:

Sean: I thought this hump was broke.

> At Disney World: Man Found Guilty Of Groping Minnie Mouse – I heard she was fucking Goofy. Read the story here:

> Andrew Blake announces the release on DVD of his Fetish Collection “High Strung Women” – Read the hype here:

> Class Dismissed! This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX Is a Wrap – Read the hype here:

> Owner plans to replace Wild Goose with condos – Read the story here:

> Hot-to-Trot NJ Teach Dodges Jail, Gets Probation For Sex With Student – Read the story here:

Sean’s Hot-to-Trot Teach Fuck Scale: Crazy 8

> Kansas law on adult stores won’t be enforced – HEY! HEY! The adult industry won one: signs on highways?? Read the story here:

> Joanna Angel Social Calendar Update – Geez, buy a banner ad. Read the hype here:

> Mass. transgender inmate denied electrolysis – But his asshole was granted a Purple Heart. Read the story here:

> BYOB ends at all-nude nightclub – Read the story here:

> Former Day Care Center Proposed as Sex Club – It was a daycare center 5 years ago. Slow news day in Bumfuck Oregon. Read the story here:

> Florida Man Allegedly Used MySpace to Lure Women for Sex – Read the story here:

> Merger Between Playboy and Maxim? – Combine shit with shit and what do you have: just a bigger pile of shit. Read the story here:

> iPhone and Mobile Porn Deal Signed Between and Pink Visual – Two of the biggest media whores combine forces. Read the hype here:

> Former jail supervisor and Ohio county settle lawsuit over alleged office porn viewing – A dumbass gets a payday. Read the story here:

> Britney Brooks Wins Booble Girl of the Month for July – Read the hype here:

> Retired Judge Paddled Defendants, Had Anal, Oral Sex with Them Says Indictment – “you can take a ham sandwich over there, and you can get it indicted.”… And it appears this judge would try to fuck it. Read the story here:

> Embattled Heaven Mini Theatre alleges SFPD shakedowns – I hope his guy doesn’t own a horse. Read the story here:

> Knights of Columbus Condemn Porn Industry – Read the hype here:

Sean: Fortunately, the Loyal Order of Beaver Lovers still stands by the industry.

> More on the Ashley Greene Nudie Pic Scandal – Read the story here:

> Ashley Greene Threatens Legal Action over Nude Pictures – “The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal…” Read the story here:

> Germany’s richest woman’s fight against sex video blackmailers – This story could be an episode of The World’s Dumbest Criminals. Read the story here:

> Pure Play Releases Immoral Productions’, “Don’t Cum Inside Me” – Read the hype here:

> Bobbi Starr Shows Softer Side as’s Dannigirl of the Month – Read the hype here:

> Orlando to Get More Porn Shops – Read the story here:

> Digital Playground Contract Girl Rio Valentine Faking Her Pregnancy? – A porn star lying? Say it isn’t so. Read the story here:

> Can Smartphones Save the Sex Business? – No. But read the story here, anyway:

> Man accused of forcing girls to act out porn flicks caught after being on ‘America’s Most Wanted’ – He was arrested at a Buckwheat look-a-like contest. Read the story here:

> LA Times: Tough times in the porn industry; Girls Admit They’re Not Working – The real world sucks, doesn’t it. Read the story here:


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