Porn Valley- The second hour of The Wanker Show, www.ksexradio.com, featured bosom buddies Selena Steele and Bridget Monroe. Wankus noted that he had spent some quality time with Monroe in Tampa recently. Steele wasn’t feeling well so Wankus sat her on the far side of the room. “This is the party I dreamed about for quite some time,” said Wankus and it was noted that the KSEX couch was stacked with a blond, a redhead and a brunette.
Wankus noted that he and Monroe kept each other sane in Tampa. “Dealing with a lot of situations we didn’t want to deal with.” Wankus mentioned that Steele also credits her start in porn to the late Mike Rick who started KSEX. Wankus explained to his listeners that Rick had a big background in the adult business and started a lot of Internet programs that people use today. “They really paved the way for a lot of the way that people do adult on the Internet.” Wankus said he was shocked but teary eyed to see that Steele thanked Rick at the XRCO awards.
“He was the first person that I had contact with in the business,” said Steele. “I answered an ad in the lat Eighties. He was the first one to ever put me out on an interview. I didn’t have to fuck him either. I would have.” Wankus said the thing about Rick is that he was one of the few real nice guys in the business. “That’s why you wanted to do porn,” said Steele. “Because you’d go on a straight interview and all they wanted to do was fuck you. I said, okay, if you want to fuck me, I’ll just go make porn. Screw the straight shit because you never get the part any way. You fuck ’em and not get the part.”
It was noted that Steele was the adult industry’s second Catwoman behind Kathleen Gentry who was the first. Recapping Tampa Bay, Wankus noted that Monrioe had a room next to his but requested a change. “Not because of you even though there were some strange things coming out of that room,” Monroe laughed. She explained that because of the hurricane, there was a lot of mold. “It was a very strange situation where we were staying,” Wankus agreed. “And we got to laugh at all the people who were drugged out.” Monroe recalled on instance where she and Wankus went to one show. And because it got so hot inside that went out for a breath of air. “The fire dept. came and went inside. I went and got naked on the fire truck,” Monroe related. Wankus explained that the club was getting shut down because of all the girls that packed it. “When all the firemen went inside to shut it down, her [Monroe] and I ran over to take naked photos at the fire truck.” Wankus said the problem was other photographers caught wind of it and ran over to take snaps.
Wankus laughed that the Tampa Bay fire dept. keeps e-mailing him for those pictures. Wankus said he told Monroe not to take her pants off completely in case they had to make a dash for it, evidently. “As soon as it came out of my mouth her pants were almost completely off. A fuckin’ spotlight shines from a cop pulling into the parking lot. And everybody left her there!!! Except me.” Monroe noted that she also posed on the cop car.
“She [Monroe] was starting trouble every place we went to,” Wankus related. “She was saying how can we get kicked out of this one?”
“They said you can’t get naked in this club- well watch me,” Monroe laughed. “And I did.” Wankus wondered how she could have so much fun sober. For her part, Steele said she was staying out of Tampa, noting that when she was there, the clubs were raided. Wankus made a note of the fact that this was the first year that no major incidents occurred. Steele remembered a time in Miami where there was a full-on raid. “Camos, guns drawn.” After the raid, Steele said the cops asked for autographs. “We love curse of the Catwoman- it was a great movie!”
Steele continues to dance and Monroe noted that they do a dance-duo on stage. “She’s pulling everything she could out of my pussy. She fucked me with a corn on the cob.” Steele said she fucked Monroe so hard I made popcorn.” On another night Monroe said she was pulling scarves out of Steele. “She went into mine and pulled a rabbit out.” Steele noted that it was fake one.
Steele and Monroe met about 18 years ago. They went into a magic store and Steele explained to a guy that she wanted a device made that would fit up her pussy. “I could push a button and feather flowers would pop out of my pussy. He’s looking at me like what the fuck are you talking about.”
At the mention of glass dildos, Monroe told another story about what happened at Stagedoor Johnny’s in Connecticut last week. “They had a girl on stage that was saying she was the only one that owned her own toy company. That’s not right. Jill Kelly owns one. Serenity owns one. A lot of them do. She was very cocky about a lot of things.” It was explained that it was a big party with a lot of stars although LeeAnna Heart did not show up. “She didn’t show up- we’re wondering why,” said Monroe. It was also explained that Heart had a mag cover that week announcing the show.
Steele and Monroe explained that during a stripper competition, the score sheets disappeared Thursday night. “Everybody did their own little acts. Kitty Lynxxx was amazing,” said Monroe. “A lot of the girls were really good. I asked Craig, Summer’s [Haze] husband who was hosting the show where the score sheet was.” Monroe and Steele said they asked about the judging. “He’s like we’re not going to do the contest. I go why not. He said because the judges didn’t write anything down. I go, I saw that they wrote things down. He goes, no, no, no. Not at all. I come to find out that Summer saw the score sheets and tore them up.”
The surmise was that Haze was upset that she didn’t win the competition. “Friday night’s score was she was in second place,” said Steele. “And the judges got so pissed off they didn’t show up the third night.” Monroe said the final night they were made to wear gowns for the awards ceremony. “And they put these little $1.99 tiaras on everybody. We didn’t wear ours of course.” It was noted that as a prize, they were given glass toys from Haze’s glass toy company. Monroe and Steele said they ended up giving them away on stage. “We got in trouble for that.” Steele and Monroe explained that they thought it was a slap in the face to make them spokesmodels for Haze’s toy company without asking them. “Everybody’s taking pictures with those toys.”
The end result is that the girls who work hard to be features and spend a lot of money on costumes and transportation basically wound up with squat, said Monroe and Steele. Wankus also translated the whole venture as Haze, not being satisfied with her scores, apparently ripped up the evidence. Monroe also made note that she did a little checking on Summer’s website to discover Haze is raising greyhounds puppies to race them. “Wait till you hear their names- one of them is XXX Porn Star; the other is Summer Haze.”