Porn Valley- I guess there's a Los Angeles Dept of Public Nuisances, and Skeeter Kerkove didn't realize he was one until he found a business card on his door Monday inferring the fact. According to Skeeter, he came home from doing some errands to discover that he had been reported for being a public nuisance. Among the complaints, Skeeter was told he was operating a movie studio along with using his garage as a warehouse to ship out DVD's and VHS tapes. Also in the complaint was that Skeeter was doing live cam shows. Skeeter told the people he wouldn't know how to begin doing that but could find out real quick if they wanted him to.
"I told them they were welcome to come and inspect my home," Skeeter says. "Two inspectors came, not just one." Skeeter was also told by the public nuisance people they knew about his swimming pool & spa business.
"I told them I guess this investigation has been going on for awhile," muses Skeeter, noting that there isn't a trace of porn to be found in his home much less his garage which is supposed to be stacked like a warehouse.
"He told me I would have to be able to park a vehicle in my garage, that it's a law in LA County. I told him I park my $80,000 Jaguar there every night so what do you mean I'm breaking the law? What do you not see. I pull my car in, I pull it out. He goes there's a motorcycle in there so that counts as a vehicle. What a waste of taxpayers money. So I guess the complaint is that I'm a public nuisance."
And one can only guess who made the phone call to begin with.
"I guess when they come into the house they'll be very surprised at how un-business it is," Skeeter continues. "You know how it has that slate-clean somewhat together look. It doesn't look like a work place in any formal way. But I told them to come back any time you want. I don't have to let you in. I don't have to talk to you but my attorney says it's fine. I go write down in your report that there's no porn in my garage or work or anything. And feel free to contact all the shipping places there are that I've never shipped anything out of here- ever."
