What’s in a name, really? There’s probably millions of dames out there with the handle, Zuleidy Piedrahita. For Pete’s sake, it’s as common as Almadea Przyborowski.

Hollywood actresses, along with their bust lines, change their nationality all the time. Bombshell Jayne Mansfield was even considering a name change to Zuleidy Piedrahita when she was thinking of going Colombian. So was Ava Gardner. [Why do you think she and Sinatra fought so much?]

So we must assume, immediately, that Little Latin Lupe Loo Fuentes, who’s real name, coincidentally, is also Zuleidy Piedrahita, isn’t the same woman wanted all over Interpol. Alleged participation in a kiddie porn ring, the boys with the badges and accents are saying. Plausible explanations, one would assume, will be in abundance.

Still, it looks like that Wizard of Oz porn parody starring Little Latin Lupe Loo as the head munchkin might have to be put on hold for awhile.

But even the thought of Little Latin Lupe being involved in anything shady must be perished immediately. There’s too much at stake. A successful I Love Lupe website. Webcam shows. PR representation that must cost her a bundle each month. Appearances on the Howard Stern Show in which Stern, like a St. Bernard, slobbers, on cue, all over Lupe’s youthful looks. A Wicked contract. Plus an undying love for Evan Seinfeld who apparently left the sultry Tera Patrick for someone his height was more comfortable with in those many red carpet photo ops.

As always, the presumed innocent tenet must prevail. And the fact that Little Latin Lupe Loo manufactures her allure based on the forbidden rites of youthful panties and just a hint of playpens and rattles must be considered another unfortunate coincidence.

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