Porn Valley- There was an hilarious exchange between Gary Garber and Howard Stern on Stern’s show today. Garber was on the scene of the Victoria Givens, www.victoriagivens.com anal gangbang a couple of weeks ago and gave Stern the rundown. Garber claims he got nauseous during the shoot, had the dry heaves, then threw up afterwards. Stern also found the Tony Montana soundbites particularly amusing.

Prior to bringing Garber on, Stern, quoting Doug Goodstein, talked about how the smell of a porno set will never get out of your nose. “The very brave Gary Garber went down to the anal gangbang. He’s like I ain’t getting laid all that much. But I hear that Gary is totally wrecked. It’s really gross. And I saw the video of the anal gangbang set. It’s pretty hardcore.”

Stern joked about how Garber risked his sex life to get the video footage. “According to these guys- it’s like that movie The Ring- once you watch it, it wrecks your life.”

Stern then set the table. “It’s a bunch of guys from the public that all come down. They line up. There’s a bunch of fluffer girls there who fluff up the guys and get them ready for Victoria. And Victoria sits in a big, like, chair. It looks like a king’s chair, a throne. And all these dudes line up. And then they’ve got a master of ceremonies. First this guy comes out and does a gangbang introduction. He gets them revved up.”

Robin Quivers makes the Michael Buffer analogy. “He sounds like Michael Buffer,” Stern agreed. “Swear to god.” Stern then played some tape of Julie Robbins being introduced and noted that another girl [Lisa Sparxxx] had just flown in from Poland. “And boy are her arms tired.”

Stern asked Garber if it’s true that once you’re on a porn set you’re totally disgusted.

“It was so disturbing,” said Garber. “It was unbelievable. The smell was horrible. You got 75 guys in T-shirts with no underwear on. Rubbing themselves. And you’re all around it. I physically got sick right after the shoot.” Asked if he vomit, Garber said he did. “I got out of the there. I was dry heaving on the way home. And once I got home I threw up. And I’ve been sort of sick since.”

Stern joked about Garber’s having Gulf War Syndrome. Garber was inclined to agree. “Battle fatigue.”

Stern played a portion of the tape where Sparxxx was introduced as having done 919 guys in Poland. He wondered whether she was good looking. “She was decent,” Garber replied. “There was a blond [Julie Robbins] there that was really hot. That was the other fluffer. They said they did over 100 guys each. Guys would come back for seconds and thirds.”

“Correct me if I’m insane but I thought she [Givens] was hot,” said Stern. Garber agreed on that one, too. Stern got the picture that the whole event was “gross”.

“It’s just disturbing,” said Garber. “You got a bunch of guys that flew in from New York, North Carolina…it was crazy. I’m not saying that they were perverts, but they looked like ’em.”

Stern then played some soundbites of Givens being interviewed after she had done 20 guys on her way to 101 and her predicting that she would do so. Stern thought Givens sounded fresh as a daisy. Stern said there were parts of the video that he couldn’t even begin to describe that he would do so apparently when satellite radio would accommodate it. “But I got to keep it civilized right here.”

Quivers wanted to know if the smell hits you right away or whether it grows in intensity. “It grows,” said Garber, noting that the fluffers didn’t use condoms. Stern noted that Garber also interviewed some of the guys who participated. The number four guy was talking about how Givens was very loving and very giving. Asked if he’d participate in a sex-with-animals tape, the guy said he’d do it with a cow and his reason for being in an anal gangbang were summed up thusly, “This is what was offered; this is what I’m taking.”

Another guy who was waiting in line said he’d have sex with a guy for a million dollars. “For a million dollars, you would, too,” he told Garber who said no way. “maybe a goat but not a dude.” This guy, too, said he’d participate in a sex-with-animals tape. Asked what were some of the wilder things he’s done, the guy said he ate a turd one time.

“I was in prison- I wasn’t that hungry I was just baffling the guards.” Stern thought that was pretty hardcore. “I wonder who he voted for?” Quivers imagined he voted for Kerry. Stern wondered what the guy was in prison for. Garber didn’t know.

“It’s hard to think on your feet when a guy tells you he ate a turd,” Stern mused. “What can you prove to a guard? Stay away from me? That really taught that guard a lesson.” Garber said the worst part of doing the interviews was that a lot of guys wanted to shake his hand. “I’m, like, hey man, nah, that’s okay. And I’m surrounded by these cats.” Another guy Garber talked to described the event as “the greatest thing” he’s ever done. Asked if his wife knew about, the guy said that’s why the mask was on.

“He probably has kids, too, but this anal gangbang…,” Stern said. Garber said attending the event didn’t stop his sex life. “But seriously I don’t want to play with myself any more. Let’s put it that way.” Stern imagined that it must have been a life altering experience. “It makes you think that we’re just animals.”

Garber couldn’t imagine what these guys were thinking. “What’s their mindset?” For his part, Stern didn’t get it. Garber talked to another guy in a hockey mask who predicted that his wife wouldn’t find out about it because she doesn’t watch the E! channel.

“There were a lot of cats wearing masks there, believe me.” Garber noted that there were wrestling masks. Stern apparently had seen some footage of the guy wearing the Scary Movie mask and asked about him. “I was the guy in the Homer Simpson mask,” Stern joked. “I went twice. The double-dipper.”

Stern from his observations, noted some “deterioration” in Givens’ ass. Another guy, who was apparently out of breath, was asked his feelings about participating. He told Garber it went over so quick he didn’t have a chance to experience it but that he would do it again in a heartbeat. Garber suspected it was “the Indian dude”. Stern’s impression was that it was more like Marc Anthony, J-Lo’s husband.

Stern then wanted to play some clips of “the crazy Mexican guy” which turned out to be Tony Montana. The interview segment was constantly bleeped for Tony’s colorful sex references. Stern said that was the interview Garber should have stuck with. “That guy was scary,” said Garber. Stern said he’d watch Montana on TV for at least 24 hours.

A guy who claimed to have been a participant then called in. “I went three times [He later explained that there were some guys who couldn’t get wood]. The first time I went I was number eight. It’s like a total scene like if you went to a swing club or something like that.” Garber begged to differ. “No way, dude- that ain’t like a swing club.” Stern asked the man if he wasn’t concerned that his face was on screen. “What do you do for a living?”

The guy said he worked for a company that requires you to wear a uniform. Stern imagined his employers might be pissed.

“I don’t think the CEO is going to go and watch the film,” the guy replied. “If he does, I’m sure he’s not going to say nothing about it. It was something to do. You only live once. I don’t have any kids. It’s not like I’m going to run for president any day soon.” Asked to describe the physical feeling, the guy said, “It was like the Lincoln Tunnel the whole time.”

A correctional officer named Jason then called in to discuss the guy who ate his shit. Stern wondered what could be worse than a guy eating his own bowel movement. “You’d be surprised,” said Jason. “You’ll see them rape another guy just to blow your mind away.”

Stern then played a segment with Garber interviewing Givens after she had done her 90th guy and talking about baking Halloween cupcakes. Givens was being bleeped. Judging by her comport, it was suggested that Givens might have been drinking. “Drinking?” asked Stern. “They better give her heroin.”

Stern then wondered if the movie would be a big seller. “I wouldn’t buy that video. Is it worth making that move? Maybe just for the bragging rights. It’s like someone going I’m a three-time Emmy winner. You don’t necessarily watch the shows they won the Emmy in, but you respect them. That’s what I think is going on.”

Garber was also asked about Givens’s husband. “He’s standing around- he’s really cool. He was helping us out the whole day.” Stern wondered if her kids were there. Garber mentioned that he wasn’t even aware that Bill Tyler was Givens’s husband. “He just introduced himself as the general manger of her production company. He never told me. Then I saw him at a porn party Friday night. He told me he was her husband. I said, dude, why didn’t you say anything to me?”

Stern was then informed that Tom, the general manager of his New York station, who he’s been battling on-air with since the Michael Powell confrontation, was upset with the content of the interview.

“They got to get rid of me already,” said Stern portraying disgust. “They got to get me off this show. I don’t get it. This is such a fascinating slice of life. There’s nothing torrid- we’re describing unusual behavior. If anything, we’ve probably turned a lot of people from going to prison. This is saying, Jesus Christ. There’s something wrong out there. This is the best morality lesson you could ever get.”