New York- Howard Stern apparently doesn’t like clown porn and told Hollie Stevens and Jenna Brooks as much when they came on his show this morning. Brooks and Stevens were there for a Stupid Bowl competition and came on in clown makeup. Also on the show were porn stars Jasmine, promoting Young Tight Latinos 7, and Friday.
Stevens said she’s done about 200 movies so far in two years. Noting she had a good body, Stern asked Stevens if her face was bad and that’s why she was wearing the clown makeup. Stevens said she didn’t have the “butter face” going on. Noting that she’s done 200 movies Stern commented, sarcastically, “You must be wealthy”. Stern continued to say that the clown makeup was a turn off. “Why did you put it on? Don’t you want to be hot on TV?”
In their attempts to hype the movie, Stern told the girls, flatly, that no one would buy the tape. “Girls, look at me. I’m a dude. I know what I’m talking about. Nobody wants a hilarious porno movie. They don’t. Guys want to be turned on. They want to see you looking hot.” Stern said it’s not hot to be performing in clown makeup. “I want to see that, I’ll be with some regular housefrau who looks like a clown in real life. Then you come to my show with clown makeup on. Jesus Christ. You’ve got great bodies. You look hot as hell from the neck down and I look at a clown face. I think it’s dumb unless you’re trying to disguise yourself.”
The girls kept saying they were there to represent Ramco [the movie is available through Old Pueblo Distribution, www.opdistribution.com.
Stern then went on to say that Jenna Jameson changed her whole career by coming on the show and looking hot. “I don’t see you two changing your careers around today.” Stern predicted the other two girls were going to get all the attention, as a result. “And you girls live for attention.”
Stern then played a clip from Jasmine’s movie and rubbed it in by saying he was already a fan of hers. Robin Quivers suggested that maybe Stevens and Brooks were wanted by the law, hence the disguise. Stern said the girls could keep the outfits on but thought it was a dumb career move on their part. “You want to go for the laughs, go for the laughs. You’re looking for a career like Jerry Lewis, that’s one thing. But you’re looking to be porno stars, get that rateup. You go out and do the clubs. Get your movies, make yourself a star. I hope the best clown wins.”
Gary Dell’Abate wondered who was drinking noting that the place stunk of alcohol. Stevens admitted that she had a few rum and cokes. “You’re wasted,” Stern told her. “We can totally do stuff to you. You must be horny as hell, all drunk.” Stern kept harping about how clown porn was a big waste of time and that no one would buy it.Jasmine said she’s done about 100 movies. Stern played a clip from one of her movies, Throat Yogurt 2 in which Jasmine males duck noises similar to Aurora Snow.
Stern asked how she could have made that many movies in seven months. Jasmine said she works practically every day. She’s done as many as five guys at a time but won’t go beyond that. Stern asked her why. She gave an answer that was apparently censored. “I don’t know if you can handle on-air conversation, baby,” Stern told her. “You’re not up to it. He also wondered if she was drunk. Asked how long she’s been in the business, Friday replied, “Three years, four months, seven days.” However she’s only done 80 movies in that time. Noting that she’s 33, Friday said she took her time before getting into porn. “Hanging out,” was her answer when Stern asked what she did before porn. “You’re hanging right out of that dress,” Stern noted.
It was noted that Stevens lost her virginity at age 14 and that she once was hospitalized after her nipple got pierced. Stevens explained that she bumped into a stripper pole. “I did a pole trick where I flipped upside down. My right nipple hit the pole and got infected from whatever germ was on the pole.” Stern also added the relevant fact that Stevens was pole dancing while on ‘shrooms. “It must be dangerous to pole dance while on mushrooms.” Stevens clarified to say that incident came three weeks later. “I decided to do mushrooms with my friend. I thought it still hurts while I’m on mushrooms, I’m going to the hospital. That’s what the deal was. That’s my logic.”
Stern also reported that Stevens got arrested once for drunk driving. “You’ve tried every drug but crack and heroin.” Stevens said that was true. Stevens said she started dating drugs around the age of 14, that she was pretty rebellious. It was also mentioned that Stevens likes to pleasure herself on tanning beds. “It’s strange,” she said. “I had a friend who told me that she did it all the time. You got to try it out.” Stevens gave it a shot. “It’s great.”
Jenna, a black woman, has done between 40 and 50 films. And she’s had sex with 13 men. “It was fun, actually.” In another interview that was obviously bleeped, Stern got out the fact that her boyfriend, who’s white, hogties during sex sessions. Stern asked if that plays into some sort of slave fantasy. Jenna said, no, but that it turns her own. It was also mentioned that Jenna waited until she finished high school to have sex. Her reason for that, she explained, is that she wasn’t ready for it. She dates women as well and once had sex in a mall elevator. “You even pleasured yourself sitting on an airplane,” said Stern. To which Jenna said she had been bored. “It was a really long flight to London.”
Her parents have been married for 40 years but aren’t happy that she’s in porn. Stern wondered if that was why Jenna was in clown makeup so they wouldn’t recognize her. Jenna said while they haven’t seen her work, per se, it’s kind of hard to pass up when it’s sitting in her room. But she no longer lives at home. Asked if there was discrimination as far as pay scale for black porn actresses, Jenna said she hasn’t seen it. “I get the same rate as any other actress that I know white or black or Hispanic.”
Stern had the girls compete in three all-nude events, the last woman standing being the winner. With a $5,000 prize at stake, one of the events included sitting naked on balloons, and, without using their hands, smashing as many as they could with their asses. Jasmine attempted to slip in a quick plug for Red Light District, but Stern headed her off. He asked how much she made a scene. She told him $900 for boy-girls and $1400 for D.P.s.
With a three-way tie at 11, Jenna won the event, breaking 12 balloons. “Jimmy the Greeks, right- the black is a better athlete,” said Stern. The second event was dildo golf where whoever came closest to the pin by hitting a golf ball with a starpo-on around their head was declared the winner. And the last event was singing with sausage.