Porn Valley- Stormy Daniels and Pat Myne made their debut on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com Wednesday afternoon. And if the first show’s any indication, you’re going to have a Punch & Judy, bristly, no-holds barred version of the free-for-alls Tim Case and Felicia Fox used to put on every week. Rodney Dangerfield would have also appreciated the fact that there was absolutely no respect from the moment that Stormy asked Myne if they were still married, with him replying that he hadn’t seen any papers in the mail so he assumed that they were.

Insinuating that she was gunning for half of the marital proceeds, Stormy said, “Maybe if you’d stay away from the porno hookers and come home to your wife.” Stormy then informed the listeners that Myne has a bit of an asshole problem. “He’s the only person I know who has a collection of Polaroids of girls’ assholes.” Calling Myne disgusting and a pig, Stormy, with illustrations, also began making a case for why Myne isn’t allowed in strip clubs any more. Noting that Julia Ann was a guest on the show, Myne said he was at a strip club [what a surprise] for his 30th birthday and that Julia Ann had given him a lap dance. For her part, Stormy said she’s already had sex with Julia Ann. “I let her put stuff in me.” Myne said he got to do the same thing but in his dreams.

Changing the subject which seemed to be headed towards a bottomless chasm of irascibility, Myne suggested they talk about Daniels because it’s all about her, anyway. Daniels tended to agree. “You’re such an asshole,” Daniels added. Prodded to talk about the first movie that she directed, Daniels described herself as the Puppet Master. “I called the shots and they had to do it.” Kaylani Lei stars, according to Daniels. “She had sex on our bed.” Myne said he licked the sheets and Daniels reminded him that’s where Evan Stone’s sweaty ass also resided. Myne professed admiration for Lei’s asshole and Daniels told him that he was disgusting. Daniels said she’d like to make love to Kaylani but was tentative. “My boob is the size of her head.”

According to Daniels she also had another performer, Alexis Malone, do a scene with angel wings on. “Pason also did an incredible scene with Lee Stone,” she added. “She took Lee Stone up her ass.” To which Daniels wondered where the little girls put it. “It’s like parking a Buick in there. The physics of it doesn’t make sense to me.” Personally, Daniels didn’t think she could get Stone in her mouth let alone her own ass. Daniels said she tried talking Lei into doing anal with Evan Stone but lei kept telling her it wasn’t in her contract. “Fucking contract girls.” Daniels said Shay Sights was also in the movie but didn’t do anal although she thought Sights did.

Because the show had been pre-taped, Daniels informed her audience that Myne was forcing her to go to the bike rally in Sturgis which would have been going on as the show aired. ‘It could be cool and all but not exactly the way I want to spend my anniversary,” she said dryly. Noting that she had never gotten a honeymoon, Daniels confirmed that about 300,000 people go to the rally in South Dakota. “What’s it about biker chicks?” asked Daniels. “The ones you least want to see naked are the ones who take their clothes off. It’s like beef jerky in a tube top. It’s so gross. And their American flag bikinis are way too small.” With sarcasm nearly drowning her words, Daniels gave Myne an extra set of thanks for taking her there for a week. In exchange, Daniels noted that Myne had to accept a leather vest that reads “Property of Stormy.” Daniels said she might also get herself some turquoise jewelry so that she could blend in.