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Stormy Daniels Back Behind the Mike-final

Porn Valley- Stormy Daniels was back behind the mike at KSEX this week after a three-month hiatus.

“You can’t get rid of me,” laughed Daniels. “No matter how hard you try you can’t get rid of me.” Co-host Mike Moz said people thought he buried her some place because of the fact that he couldn’t deal with her going crazy. During her vast itinerary, Daniels had been to Helsinki, Finland.

“It’s dark,” she laughed. “It’s only daylight three hours there right now. But it was actually really cool. Everyone was real nice. I was hosting a convention there.”

The convention was called Fuck Land which probably explain why there wasn’t too much mainstream press about it.”I am the Queen of Fuck Land 2006,” Daniels stated proudly, noting that they drink a lot in Finland and she found that highly entertaining since she doesn’t drink.

“They would get completely shit-faced by 10:30 at night,” she continued. “I’m talking falling down, shit-face wasted. Like you can’t even stand upright. Like they were carrying big dudes out at 9 o’clock at night.” Daniels said when people get drunk in Finland they tend to fight inanimate objects.

“Which is awesome,” she laughed. Daniels said the Finnish are very into Santa Claus and Christmas while their favorite thing to eat is reindeer.

“I don’t think those things go together at all. It’s too close to Christmas for me to eat reindeer. Who’s going to bring my presents?” Aside from that, Daniels said it as easy to navigate in the country since everyone spoke perfect English. Daniels also danced two shows a night for two days.

“The rest of the time I spent in a private cabana and my hammock while my assistant fed me grapes and I watched the European Stallions perform which is the European version of the Chippendales,” she said. “They were good. It was fully nude so they would just grab random chicks out of the audience and whack them in the face with their cock. ” Daniels said all the guys wanted her to sign their penises.

“Hands down the biggest crowd I’ve ever danced for,” according to her. Because everyone’s blond hair and blue eyed, Daniels said she blended well and that her movies sell well there. Daniels was laughing over the fact that while she was performing, she was being projected on a big screen and in certain positions her butthole showed up as wide as a couch.

As far as the convention, Daniels was impressed by the fact that they ran some pretty highly stylized sex shows that were well choreographed.

“They ran on schedule and it was very, very professional,” she added. Daniels also noted that a guy died on the plane on her way back to the states.

“There was a dead guy on the plane,” she laughed. “He had a heart attack. I missed the whole thing. I was asleep.” Daniels said it was a passenger in first class and if you’re going to go you might as well go in first class. Apparently there wasn’t a doctor on board and attempts were made to revive the passenger.

“He died- we’re in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean- what are you supposed to do, throw him out?” According to Daniels, her assistant informed her about the incident later.

“He was very freaked out- he’s writing letters to British Airways and all kinds of shit, trying to get us free tickets because he was traumatized by a dead guy who was sitting 50 rows away.”

Moz also brought up the fact that Daniels was going to be on an F/X TV show called Dirt where she had a recurring character.

“It’s Courtney Cox’s new TV show,” he continued. “It’s produced by David Arquette and Courtney Cox. The trailers are out- they actually said your name on the trailer.” Daniels said she’s in the first two episodes at least. To break it down, Moz explained that the show’s about a National Enquirer-type tabloid called Dirt.

According to Daniels, Cox is hands down the nicest most down to earth celebrity she ever met. “She’s very, very sweet- I like her a lot.” Daniels was also of the belief it was going to be a good show but said don’t take her word on it. Daniels apparently saw a lot of the advanced scripts and thought the writing was amazing.

“It’s seriously twisted shit,” she said.

In other news, Daniels reported that she was going to be Penthouse Pet of the Month for January 2007 and that was her dream since she was in her teens. She described herself as “jump up and down, run around the house five times naked excited.” Daniels noted that Penthouse has decided to go back to putting out a classier publication.

Daniels was also nominated in five AVN categories. While she was grateful for the noms in what she called huge categories, some of them didn’t make sense to her, she said.

“They nominated me for Best Screenplay for a movie I did called Three Wishes,” she said. “I won Best Screenplay last year and was very excited to be nominated again. That’s one of the awards I really want. But I’ve written 22 or 23 scripts for Wicked.” Daniels said all of those scripts but one were totally original ideas. The one she copied was from the mainstream movie Bedazzled and that was Three Wishes.

“Like almost word for word,” she laughed. “I made a porno version of a mainstream movie and that’s the one they gave me Best Screenplay for.”

During the AVN Expo, Moz noted that there were going to be some parties. For one of them, Daniels said Tera Patrick was going to be debuting her own fashion line and asked Daniels to model.

“I’m very flattered,” Daniels said. Moz announced the fact that Daniels would, likewise, be hosting a Friday night party at The Bellagio.

“The place is going to be off the chain,” he predicted. “Red carpet, press, the whole thing.”

Here’s the press release announcing Daniels’ appearance at The Spearmint Rhino:

Los Angeles, CA / Rialto, CA — Fresh from her headlining appearance at Helsinki, Finland’s sEXHIBITION 2006, Multiple 2007 AVN Award nominee and Wicked Pictures crossover celebrity Stormy Daniels will be bringing it all back home for three days of high profile feature dance appearances at the Rialto, California Spearmint Rhino gentlemen’s club, tonight through Saturday evening, December 16th.

Of course, virtually everything Stormy does these days is a multi-media event, and this weekend’s dance engagement is no exception. She’ll be kicking off the excitement Friday morning, December 15th with a guest appearance on K-Cal 96.7 FM’s The Morning Stiffy Show to promote her Rialto engagement.

The K-Cal crew is likely to find Stormy in a particularly celebratory mood, thanks to a fistful of recently announced 2007 AVN nominations that speak to the richness and diversity of her talent, including Best Director – Video (for Gossip), Crossover Star Of The Year, Contract Star Of The Year, Best Actress – Video (for Taken), and Best Screenplay – Video (for 3 Wishes). Fans that want to do more than merely listen to their favorite superstar are strongly urged to head for the Rialto Spearmint Rhino (312 South Riverside Avenue, Rialto, California 92376 / Phone: 909-873-2257) and catch the globetrotting crossover celebrity in person at the dates and times below.

Don’t miss this exclusive opportunity to enjoy some California love with Stormy. She can’t wait to see you in Rialto!

Stormy Daniels • December 14th – December 16th, 2006, Rialto Spearmint Rhino

Showtimes: Thursday: 10 pm, & 12 am; Friday: 12:45 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm, & 1 am; Saturday: 11 pm & 1 am



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