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Summer Nyte to Streak White House

Porn Valley- Summer Nyte, was a call-in guest on The Wanker Show Monday night. Nyte lives in east Tennessee and said it was pretty cold there. Wankus told her not to feel bad that it was raining “cats and cunts” in L.A.

Nyte explained that she was doing an eBay auction. “And the highest bidder gets me topless, tattooed, running in front of the White House,” she said. Nyte said she was doing it because she can’t stand George Bush.

“And I know that the adult industry just perturbs his ass.” Nyte said she was going to have a sign painted on her stating that the only good bush in D.C. is in her panties.

Wankus told Nyte that when Tyler Faith was in Houston this past weekend she noticed that a lot of the strippers are adopting the undercover brother look.

“They have the hair that starts on the leg, goes to the pussy and finishes on the other leg.” Nyte explained that participants can go to eBay and bid on her. [auction # is 5626379253].

“They’re allowing you to advertise profanities in front of the White House?” Wankus asked. Nyte said it would be “tamed down” but people will get the gist of what’s going on. The eBay winner, according to Nyte, gets to fly out to D.C. with her. Wankus asked her who was going to pay the bail. Nyte said she hoped the Secret Service wouldn’t catch her. Because the US lost a couple of Trade Centers a few years back, Wankus advised Nyte there was a good chance she was going to get caught.

Wankus also asked Nyte if the eBay winner had a possibility of hooking up with her. Nyte said there was always a possibility. “I’m a nympho- that’s why I do this.”

Ron Jeremy was brought up, and Nyte said she hasn’t fucked him but has made a date to play hide the sausage with him.

“Honey, that’s not hide the sausage, that’s hide the fuckin’ greyhound,” Wankus told her. “And it smells like a greyhound, too, from what I hear.” Wankus said Jeremy is cool and was funny as fuck in Houston this past weekend where he and Faith were hanging out with him.

“Actually, his comedy act worked this trip,” Wankus said. “I’ve seen that act for years and it frequently bombed. But this time everyone loved it.”


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