Porn Valley- KSEX co-host Sunny Lane was a part of a benefit [for battered women] car wash at Deja Vu last week and she talked about that event and other recent promotions she was involved in.

“I put a donation bucket out so people would put money there,” said Lane, painting a picture of sexy women squishing their sudsie bodies against cars.

“Then they would go and get all dried off.” Lane said there were 20 Deja Vu strippers in rare form having a ball. Wankus again started in with Lane about being as white as Casper the Ghost then went into a story about how there’s one haunting the KSEX building.

“For real,” said Wankus. “It’s ugly- it’s never hurt anybody but it’s certainly scared the shit out of a lot of us. No doubt about it. Whenever someone’s alone here you definitely here shit.” Wankus said there was a time he was in his office chilling and hanging out.

“All of a sudden you can hear the doors in the bathroom slamming and the toilets flushing. I know I’m here all alone, the doors are locked. I come down the hallway and you can hear the toilets refreshing.” Wankus said this was happening before the founder of KSEX, Mike Rick died.

“And I’m not the only one who heard it- Jacklyn Lick used to hear it all the time,” he continued. “A bunch of people.” Wankus figured maybe because there’s been a lot of porn stars who died over the years, it’s that.

“Maybe it’s some dead porn star that wants to keep appearing on KSEX,” he offered. Lane brought up reincarnation and Wankus said he used to believe in that.

“If I die- I don’t want to come back here- fuck it. I believe that God’s a wiseass like me and I’ll come back as Dave Pounder or worse yet Kurt Lockwood.”

As a part of the Let’s Get to Know Sunny Evening, Wankus devoted the time to find out what makes Lane tick. Lane said there was an article in AVN about her written by Peter Warren. Wankus asked if there were any spelling errors.

“I liked the questions and answers,” said Lane avoiding that question. “He asked the question I gave the answer.” Asked if the answers were accurate, Lane said they were but Wankus didn’t think she sounded too convincing.

“They were there,” she laughed. “He had it together- he represented me in a nice way.” Wankus said he was quoted in AVN and was convinced that he shouldn’t drink so much.

“It was a little foo-foo for me, normally I’m a wiseass complete dickhead,” he laughed. “It was kind of loving and sweet.” Wankus noted that Lane kept a bunch of sticky notes on different publications and she explained that she does that for archives. Lane in just about all of her interviews stresses that she’s been naturally happy all her life. Wankus asked if that was really true and Lane said she was being completely honest about that.

“I enjoy life- this is the truth,” she insisted. “I’ve always been very happy and enjoy life for what it it, live today for today.”.

“So it’s not the weed,” said Wankus, and Lane didn’t seem to know what he was talking about at first. Then she caught on.

“That’s funny!” she roared. Wankus compared Lane to being a kindergarten teacher that takes large cock in her mouth and bends over to get drilled.

“You’re like the little fantasy teacher that we all had as kids!” Lane reminded Wankus that she used to coach kids in ice skating.

“Two years old all the way up to senior citizens,” she stated. “I put them through their competition, made their program, put together their outfits and choreographed it- did the whole nine yards. Now I’m in this wild world of adult. I love it!” Wankus said Lane was too nice to say she was dealing with a lot of two year-olds in the adult business.

“It’s kind of like high school some times,” Lane chuckled. Lane is also on the cover of Adam Film World this month and Wankus thought she looked hot.

“It’s a wonderful article,” said Lane. One of the pictures features Lane in a cop’s outfit from an Evil Angel movie, Hellcats 8.

“I love being a cop for some reason- I like arresting people,” she noted, and Wankus, citing the fact that Regan Anthony laughed constantly being a cop for a Team Tyler movie, Faith’s Fantasies, wondered whether Lane had a mean streak to be one. Lane said she has a bitch side to her.

“That’s why you smoke- pot smokers wig out,” Wankus theorized. “They have moments where they lose it.” Lane said it was super fun for her being in the b-g-g scene where she’s a cop.

“I took over the cop, took his hat and I fucked him and I fucked her. I jumped on his cock and rode his ass to town.”

Lane talked about another movie she did call Sex Pigs for Redlight District, and Wankus wondered if Lane was proud enough of some of the shots she took that she’d show them to her mother.

“She does see them,” Lane agreed. “But I don’t tell her the details.” Wankus noted a picture where Lane’s ass was being eaten and asked her about that.

“That’s for Stoney Curtis, Lethal Hardcore,” Lane explained. “I’m having a contest this weekend.” Lane went on to say that Curtis was absolutely wonderful.

“John from Arizona won the contest,” she explained. Lane explained she and John were taking a limo to see Ted Nugent on Saturday.

“Ted Nugent? What kind of fuckin’ bullshit is that?” Wankus asked.

“You don’t like Red Nugent?” Lane asked.

“I did back in ’82 when I saw him have a seizure on stage and they cancelled the concert and I didn’t get my fuckin’ money back,” Wankus replied. “I liked him back then. Not any more.” Lane said she was very excited about the event.

“This guy [John] is awesome,” Lane continued. “I’m really excited- what he had to write about me was really cool and that’s why he got chosen to be the winner of the Stoney Curtis Lethal Hardcore competition.”

“Are you going to give him [John] a handjob?” Wankus asked.

“We’re going to see what happens,” said Lane. “I don’t know who he is and he’s a fan- he’s really excited and just said all these other things. It’ll really be interesting, take him around Hollywood, take some pictures, get out and about because it’s his first time riding in a limo. That’s going to be really exciting.”