Tabitha Stevens called into the Howard Stern show today with a Charlie Sheen story.

from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard had Tabitha Stevens on the phone so he asked her how she ended up fucking Charlie Sheen. She said she got paid to do it. She said that it was $10,000 and she got that on one of them. She said she did it another time for 5.

She said that she remembered getting the 10 and she felt weird taking money from him because she liked him. She said he was super nice at first and in bed he wasn’t all that crazy. She said that he did it missionary and he didn’t last long. She said that he wasn’t very good at eating her out either. She said she’s the kind of person who thinks that if you’re not good at it then don’t do it at all.

Howard said he has had it explained to him about how to do it but he can’t get it right. Tabitha said that you have to kiss it like you’re kissing a mouth. She said you need full lips to do it right. Howard said his lips might be too thin.

Howard asked about kissing the clitoris and how you do that. Tabitha said she hates porno kissing in her personal life. She said she doesn’t want that in real life. Howard said the girls in porno are always using their tongue and flicking that thing. Tabitha said that’s not the right way. She said that you have to make out with the vagina. Howard wrote down ”I need to be committed.”

Howard said he thinks he knows what he’s been doing wrong. He said he works that thing over like a speed bag. Tabitha said she was going to cry for him. Howard said he thought they liked a lot of pressure on that thing. Tabitha said that’s not the right way to do it. Howard said he thought the whole thing was to rub that thing.

Howard said even in the lesbian porn they take their fingers and rub it back and forth. Tabitha said that’s what you do with the lips pressed together. She said that you don’t do that right to the clit. Howard said he’s been digging for gold. He had no idea. Howard said women are like Apple computers. They don’t come with a manual. He said you can watch instructional videos though.

Howard asked Tabitha how Charlie met her. Tabitha said she had a friend who introduced her to him. She said she never talked about it before. Howard said it’s basically prostitution. She said that it is and she waited for years before she did that. She said that other girls get right into it.

Howard asked if there were guys standing in the hall when she did him. She said it wasn’t like that. She said that this woman told her that Charlie was super cool and she didn’t have to worry. She said that Charlie was shooting a movie at the time and they were in a limo. She said they were in the snow and then she got to his place and it was very surreal. She said that Charlie had Platoon playing in his theater. She said that he was her crush when she was like 16.

Tabitha said that Charlie was very nice to her and said she was good looking and all of that. She said that she was there for about 12 hours. Howard said it sounds like she gave him the full girlfriend experience.

Tabitha said she didn’t do any blow with him. She said that she may have smoked pot with him but that’s about it. Howard asked if it hurt when Charlie said he had her when she was good looking. Tabitha said that he hasn’t seen her in over 10 years so that’s not fair of him to say. Tabitha said she posts pictures of herself topless all the time and she looks good. Howard said she is a very nice girl. He said he looked her up on YouPorn and they didn’t have anything. She sent him a link through Gary so he could get on her web site and watch her stuff.

Howard said Tabitha is good to beat off to. He said she has a great body. Robin said she’s a beautiful human being. Howard asked who cares about that?

Howard asked if Charlie had a big cock like he claims. Tabitha said that it was about 8 inches from what she remembers. Howard said he’s just barely getting to 6 himself. He said that he has measured from his balls and he’s barely 6.

Tabitha got in a plug for her web site www.TabithaStevens.com. She told Howard to follow her on Twitter too. Twitter told Howard that Pete backed out of doing that thing with her. Howard said he’ll get into that later. He was going to do a porn with her and he decided against it.

Howard asked Tabitha if she was with Charlie just once or was it ongoing. She said it went on for a few months. She said she was the one who ended it. She said she had more fun hanging out with the guy than getting paid to hang out with him. She said she even helped sneak him out of the hospital once. She didn’t live with him like Bree is doing.

Howard asked if she was getting more and more money. She said that she just did her time and ended it. Tabitha said that he wrote her a check once after yelling at a girl. He said that he told her to fill in the amount that she wanted. Charlie ended up getting mad and ripped up that check. Then he offered her another 10 grand. She said that he gave it to her as a birthday gift and that was the first check that started her on plastic surgery.

Howard asked how it all ended. She said that Charlie had gone to the hospital for gout in his foot and she went away while he was in the hospital. She said that Charlie’s dad wanted him to go to rehab and they snuck him out of the hospital so they couldn’t have him arrested. She said he went home and then he went into rehab later on. Tabitha said she didn’t know about the drug thing or if she could visit him and he kind of changed after that. Howard thanked her for calling in and let her go a short time later. Howard said that Tabitha has a memory like an elephant.