Kurt Lockwood posts: My birthday is fast approaching (June 4). This year I wanna do it up BIG!! This year I have decided to throw one helluva party. After all, it is better to give than to receive. So for ONE GLORIOUS NIGHT I would like to give something back to the porn industry that has been so good to me by bringing PORN/ROCK/SLEAZE back to the legendary SUNSET STRIP – particularly the historic WHISKY A GO GO – home to such killer bands as THE DOORS, X, MOTLEY CRUE, GUNS n ROSES, etc. So without further ado… please allow me to officially announce the… (drum roll please…)
KURT LOCKWOOD BIRTHDAY PORNOPALOOZA CHARITY BENEFIT -SATURDAY JUNE 11 @ 10 PM @ THE WORLD FAMOUS WHISKY A GO GO ON THE SUNSET STRIP WHERE I WILL BE PERFORMING WITH MY BAND CALLED – NOT THE RAMONES !!
Thats right. The idea is to throw THE porn party of the summer. I want to treat my fellow porn performers like the STARS that they really are!
All the proceeds go to charities in the name of the late members of THE RAMONES. So this is for a good cause.
Here is what I have planned for the party so far…
– A full PORN STAR RED CARPET from 10 PM to 11 PM – including A GIANT SPOTLIGHT ANNOUNCING YOUR ARRIVAL ACROSS THE SKY, A VIP LIMO LANE IN FRONT, VELVET ROPES, tons of PORNORAZZIâ„¢ snapping pix, lots of mainstream press, and oh yea, fans, lots and lots of screaming fans.
– SPECIAL INVITED CELEBRITY GUEST APPEARANCES – JENNA JAMESON, RON JEREMY, STEVE JONES-legendary guitarist of SEX PISTOLS, DAVEY-singer of AFI, JERRY CANTRELL of ALICE IN CHAINS, others TBA.
– SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY -NOT THE RAMONES- Featuring TIM CONNELLY (drums) and EVIL ED (bass) from AVN magazine, your loyal and humble narrator, KURT LOCKWOOD (vocals, guitar), SAMANTHA RYAN, MONICA MAYHEM, AVEY LEE ROTH, NICKI HUNTER (Background Vocals), BROOKLYN, CHARLIE LANE, NAUDIA NYCE, GIA PALOMA (GO GO DANCERS, EYE CANDY), plus more PORN STARS and AUDIENCE SURPRISES than you can shake a dick at!
We wanna rock out a bunch RAMONES tunes (BTW, rehearsing these songs has brought back a lot of memories from when I toured as a guitarist with DEE DEE RAMONE himself-some good, some bittersweet), we are also gonna play a few new rock songs I wrote specifically for my porn peeps to shake their boo-tays, then we gonna pull up our SPECIAL GUESTS and rip thru a bunch of covers by IGGY and THE STOOGES, THE DEAD BOYS, and some other really cool, punk standards.
– UPSTAIRS VIP for INDUSTRY ONLY. The entire downstairs area will be for fans and general admission.
– SECURITY- UFC Fighter (and my personal cage fighting trainer) Porn Star DICK DELAWARE – aka The Pornographic Puncher – will lead a 10 man security team to check wristbands, keep the fans on the first floor, keep the peace, and most of all, to keep all the girls safe.
– FULL HIP HOP DANCEFLOOR before and after the show for the ladies to back it up.
– Free Vodka shots and Virgin Cola in VIP.
– AN AWESOME, EXCLUSIVE, HEDONISTIC INDUSTRY-ONLY AFTER-PARTY AT A MANSION IN BEVERLY HILLS THROWN BY PARTY MONSTER TJ DIREDA!!
– THE COST?? ABSOLUTELY FREE FOR ALL THE PORN STAR CHIX and INDUSTRY GIRLS!! Sorry guys, all respect but you have to pony up $15 for the VIP ($13 if you only want to go on the first floor.) Remember, the proceeds go to charity.
-SPECIAL VIP GIVEAWAY GIFT BAGS- tons of cool stuff.
– SPECIAL commemorative T-Shirts sold for the RAMONES charities by MOFO WEAR.
– SO IF YOU ARE (Age 18 and over ok @Whisky) A PORN STAR CHICK AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO RESERVE YOUR FREE VIP TICKET AT THE WHISKY DOOR or IF YOU ARE AN INDUSTRY GUY AND WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A TICKET PLEASE CALL APRIL STORM TO RSVP @ 818.998.0573.
– THIS EVENT WILL SELL OUT!! Reserve (for girls) or purchase (for guys) your VIP tickets TODAY so that you dont miss out on what will surely be one of the most awesome, talked about parties in porn history!!
– NO HATERS!! (You know who you are.)
-RSVP NOW!! 818.998.0573