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The Last 2 Ways To Eat Jizz; Doesn’t Look So Obscene. Well Maybe The Dog Food

Let’s wrap this up this countdown of 1001 Ways To Eat My Jizz already.

Way #2 features Vienna Sausage and a hot busty black chick named Sierra.

She was in Lord of Asses 6. I fucked her ass. I liked it. I don’t like Vienna Sausage.

August Arkham doesn’t fuck her ass. Instead, she sucks his cock and he splooges on Vienna Sausage and she eats it.

I don’t know if Sierra likes Vienna Sausage. I know she likes to suck cock. August likes to get his cock sucked. OK there ya go.

Now for the #1 way of 1001 ways To Eat My Jizz, imagine the most heinous thing that jizz can be eaten off of. What do you think it is?

If you guessed dog food you are right.

Bisexual Britni was just a freak. She was actually a contract girl for Armageddon Entertainment. Because she was a freak. She really was down for anything.

The can of dog food is opened in camera so so you can see that nothing was faked. If that sort of thing matters to you. I hope the rest of the dog food was fed to an actual dog, I’m not sure if Britni ate it all.

Remember this is the movie that was in the indictment that sent Rob Black and Lizzy Borden to jail. Maybe it’s just me, but I haven’t seen anything any more revolting than an episode of Jackass.

The government did not want you to see this series. They wanted to deny your right to watch whatever demented porn tickles you fancy. Downright Un-American if you ask me.

It is your patriotic duty to watch 1001 Ways To Eat My Jizz.

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