Porn Valley- Having dodged threatening fires to his home on Friday, Saturday night I had a chat with Skeeter Kerkove. Skeeter's been directing for Robert Hill and took notice of a story told by Rob Spallone about Linton last week. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22460.
"Since February of 2006, I've invested a little over $530,000 with Linton," notes Skeeter. "Yes at times I get a little nervous with what I've been through with Bridgette. But not only did I get every penny paid back, I got every penny of profit I was supposed to get and a bonus. Every employee who's worked there, whether they like him or not, whether they're saucy or not, they know that because they remember me when I came strolling in the office.
"I got back every penny and more and I'm going to make more movies," Skeeter continues. "I just know that all the money comes back the day it's supposed to. And this is the truth, Linton's money is better than Kenny Guarino's."
Skeeter says there were times that Kenny was into him for as much as $112,000 but that Guarino would pay him back and with a bonus.
"But Rob Spallone is radically attacking Linton," adds Skeeter, shifting gears.
"Luke Ford made a phone call and asked Rob about something that happened a few years ago and to confirm it," I explain to Skeeter. "But Rob wasn't volunteering any stories. In fact he says things are cool now between him and Linton."
"Let's not, talk, bro," Skeeter continues, addressing Spallone. "Also remember how cheap you got girls before you started an agency. You know how many agents backs you've gone behind."
Skeeter tells me that I made a colorful reference to someone in one of my stories and he's going to steal it for a future title. I tell him be my guest.
"I will indeed steal from you because Jules Jordan [Skeeter likes using Jordan's real name just to be a cocksucker] did that with the slave collars and the chains and the military caps and Jake Malone. Show me one Jake Malone movie at Elegant Angel- you know that 300 pound guy who runs the company, Patrick Collins, with that wet cigar in his mouth that doesn't light good.
"You show me one of those Elegant Angel movies where Jake Malone has 19 year old Aurora Snow with a slave collar and a chain and ball gag being tied up during sex because it ain't gonna happen. But I did it. So I don't want to hear this crap that bondage, and sex and role playing fetish- they did before me. All I'm looking for is on the back of a boxcover. It's called the DOP- date of production. What I want to know is this- when Roger T. Pipe says something is a Jules Jordan ripoff- did you study if any other directors did it first? Like did Jim Powers do the same thing in 1994?
"Because chances are when it comes to Jim Powers, he did," Skeeter continues. "Even with an educated guess chances are that Jim Powers did it. But when Roger T. Pipe used to slam the sassy little outlaw of love, Pat Myne: 'copying Jules Jordan,' I get mad. You say it's copied but what if Jim Powers did it seven years before Jules Jordan? First is first."
Skeeter recalls the rime he was a cameraman for Otto Bauer's first movie.
"At the end of the night I told R Dawg I want the most spectacular lighting in the background ever," says Skeeter. "I wanted it as good as we got it for Nectar Entertainment in the scene with Bad Bob and Rachel Love. I tell Tiffany Holiday to hop up on the bar stool and Otto's just plowing these girls on these oversized bar stools.
"Roger T. Pipe reviews that scene and says it's right out of the text book copying from Jules Jordan.
"Now I saw a movie of Jules Jordan's called Deep Cheeks 7 from Rosebud. I watched it- there's an opening scene of a girl named Aria. Now I don't know who looks more feminine- me, you or her, but it's a close call. I gave Joey Wilson my feedback. I said I don't know what's going on with the director but the girl's clearly stressed and isn't comfortable with even putting a butt plug in her butt. I recognized the girl because I've seen her on sets with Bridgette.
"But this isn't what I shoot walking around and asking a girl if you like this, or if you like that," Skeeter continues. "I don't do that. I do smoking and drinking and fetish clothing. So I told Joey I can't direct scenes like this. I can't film crap like this because I'm not into it. I don't care how golden it is. I don't like this. So I show him a couple of my movies and he said well go ahead and do that. But it's not what I do. I realize that Roger T. Pipe is a trick. Does he realize that the first 30 movies of Jules Jordan have no story line, no plot? Same boring, John Stagliano ripoff, a littlebit of butt walking; a little bit of stupid talk, put a butt plug or a little penis dildo here and there.
"All of a sudden Jules Jordan has a new vision, a gift from God: 'I'm going to copy Jim Powers- the most prolific, gifted director in the history of porn. I'm going to have Roger T. Pipe give me compliments on it and everybody on Adult DVD Talk will same I am a genius and that's what I'll do.'
"So Jules Jordan did a thing with a girl named Teagan [Presley]. It was called Little Red Riding Hood. But the problem was Jim Powers had done it many years before with a a girl named Tricia Devereaux. Yes, Jim Powers did this for Jeff Steward- another man who suffers the indignities of hair loss. So Jim did this Little Red Riding Hood with Tricia Devereaux who at the time scapegoated from apartment to apartment building trying to make a living before she contractyed HIV. Then she married John Stagliano and became a millionaire over night.
"Before, she just went from movie to movie trying to pay a bill," Skeeter goes on to say. "And I'm putting my name to this because you don't come in contact with people willing to speak out against her because they're just too scared.
"What is Evil Angel? it's a company that Jules Jordan will eventually take down because it's already costing Johnny Boy sales and Johnny knows this and the way you can recognize this is the directors he's recently hired. He created the Buttman Magazine.com and all that. Jules is just affecting it, and while Johnny's house leaks water in his kitchen, Johnny keeps spending money in Vegas. That's some awesome money.
"And when Tricia Devereaux is judging people and being snotty, she needs to stay focused- like a dog - and remember who she was before she married John Stagliano. Where did Tricia Devereaux live? Well we have the answers to that in Porn Valley. What did she work for per scene? Who was she? What male performers swooned to be together with her? Well, none. What movie company owners were begging her to come rule my world? None. I think she needs to stay in focus. I thnk she needs to stay right.
"If Max Hardcore is going to piss in somebody's mouth and slap them around, well whoop-dee-do. Ain't nothing compared to what Belladonna's doing in her movies with her girls. And Max did it ten years before her. So all she's doing is copying Max. And as far as I'm aware of I don't know of any stories where Max Hardcore grabbed a girl by her hair, flipped her upside down and broke her jaw twice on the kitchen floor. While the suitcase pimp Aidan husband tried to explain to the girl [Kelly Wells] it ain't as bad as you think.
"You know what, Aidan, why don't I break your jaw in two different places and you swell up so much that you can't even talk with slobbering and saliva coming out of your mouth? And then I'll explain to you, it's not as bad as you think, little pimp. I don't see you owning a home before you met this buck-toothed, space-gapped Belladonna. I don't see you owning a home, brother. I know you didn't own a home when you broke Kelly Wells' jaw. I know that you and Belladonna lied to Kelly Wells because everything has a date.
"And when you buy property you can't hide it if you put it in your name. Did you and Belladonna buy a house before you broke Kelly Wells' jaw? No you did not so shut the fuck up. Quit lying to people saying you're making $150,000 a month. Stop it. You're not making 150 grand a month. Stop it. You are not. Can't be done with one movie a month; not even two movies a month. So once again it's only my opinion. I don't want to hear any more crap about Belladonna and her pimp husband Aidan.
"Who was Aidan before he hooked up with Belladonna? I never saw him win an AVN award or a nomination. Just some little boy who worked over at Evil Angel and probably put up with Belladonna's smoking. I don't know."
"And I don't even want Belladonna bragging about taking black dick in the ass because her brother can take more black dick in the ass. Belladonna's brother, Skeeter Kerkove says on his opinion only- can take bigger black dick in the ass with more love and passion than Belladonna can. Because every time I see a picture of him taking big black dick in the ass he's just smiling like a fire cracker."
