from www.orlando.metromix.com – Looks like everyone is trying to find a way to stimulate the economy, even the folks at Fairvilla Megastore in Orlando. And we all know when it comes to stimulating something, they wrote the book.

To bring in a buck, folks are making up reasons for parties that aren’t even happening. There were about three or four “Christmas in July” parties in the last couple of weeks and now Fairvilla is throwing a “Hurricane Party” even though there isn’t a hurricane coming. Speaking of coming, they want you to stop by on Thursday to the store and celebrate with them. Celebrate what? The “Hurricane Party sillies! There will be tropical drinks provided by Howl At The Moon and porn star Stormy Daniels will be signing copies of her newest “release” “Operation Tropical Stormy.” I guess the Stormy tie-in works enough to call it a “Hurricane Party” — I guess. The party will take place from 7 – 10 p.m. and will also unveil a new line of “Sex in the Shower” products.

Great, now I’ll have something to entertain me while I’m hunkering down with a mattress over my head in the bathtub when a real hurricane blows through.