Porn Valley- Tory Lane, www.torylane.com from LA Direct Models was a guest on KSEX's The Wanker Show Friday night. Because she didn't seem to be, Wankus asked if she was in a good mood. Lane said something about getting up at 8 in the morning for a d.p.

Asked if she was going crazy on the gape-stuff, Lane said it all depends on her day. Wankus then cautioned Lane about using the words gape and depends in the same sentence. Lane said there are some days when her gapes are bigger than others. Lane was also asked if she were proud of them.

"My mom would be totally proud," Lane said dryly. Wankus wondered who jerks off to gapes.

"Do you think they like it because it's dirty and wrong?" he asked Lane. Lane said she thinks they like it because they have an idea of what it took to make that ass gape. Lane also thinks she's done maybe between 200-300 scenes and Wankus asked if it's fair to assume that 50% of those were anals.

"When I came out into the porn world I was crazy- I'm a fucker," said Lane. "I couldn't be a crazy person and not do anal. It wouldn't make sense. The character that I have portrayed is a wild, anal-whore, crazy money-hungry whore."

"Who's that character to the personal life at home?" Wankus asked her. "Does any of it relate?" Lane said it all depended if it was a good night.

"I'm not a dead-fuck if that's what you're getting at," she added. "There's nothing that turns me on more than running around in my house in thigh-highs being chased by cock. It all depends on how many cocks and what happened earlier on that night."

Lane was wearing glasses and Wankus complimented her on the Ashley Banfield look.

"And they do help me see and drive- that's a good thing," Lane pointed out. Lane said she'll sometimes show up on set wearing the glasses and comments will be made about cumming all over the lenses.

Lane is scheduled to appear at The Rouge Club Tuesday night and Lane pointed out that she had been a stripper in Florida for three years. Besides Lane, Monique Alexander, Lexi Tyler and Lisa Ann will also be at the club. Wankus also assumed, wrongly, that Lane spelled her name with an -i.

Lane said it was with a -y because she "owns the fucking -y, that's why." Lane said "some fuck" in a "hillbilly state like Wisconsin" owns the Tori Lane name.

"I own everything else, though," she said. "I'm a strict business woman and that pisses me the fuck off. Don't fuck with my business." Because she was relatively new to the business last year, Wankus wondered how this year in Vegas went for her. Lane said it was very, very tiring.

"But it was lots of fun," she said. "I presented the first three awards with Randy Spears- the classic favorite, and I believe it was Sunny Lenoy. Did I say her last name right?" Wankus said it was Sunny Leone and believes she pronounces it Lee-o-nee. Wankus also thought that Leone looked horrible in a recent magazine layout.

"I think it was Genesis- the magazine she was in recently that I saw, she should be embarrassed. Hustler? I don't know who the fuck it was." Lane ventured to say that Leone takes a good picture and Wankus ventured to say Leone looked bad with cottage cheese.

"It was really bad because usually she's looking really good." Lane said there's a lot of girls who look phenomenal in a picture.

"Then you see them in personal life and you're, like, oh my God."

Wankus also noted that Lane has managed to step-up her career.

"You're in a different place- that's nice," he told her. "You've passed the two month's syndrome. You're not just a typical off the bus idiot. You're now a fucking star where you've always been very intelligent, very smart and it's great. I'm really glad you're making a go out of this."

Lane attributed it to good representation.

"Like I said before, I knew what I wanted to do when I first came into the business," Lane said. Asked if she was still with her significant other, [Rick Shameless], http://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=11285. Lane, paused and said yes. Wankus asked why the pause. Lane said there was no pause. He begged to differ.

"We can play the tape back for you," he laughed.

Riding the high horse of sarcasm, Lane said everything was "fuckin' fine and dandy." Wankus noticed that Lane, by bringing up LA Direct models, was going from a pause to a complete topic change. Asked if her family were supportive, Lane said absolutely that when she got married, Playboy called the old cellphone she had given her stepmother and congratulated Tory Lane for marrying Rick Shameless.

"That's how my dad find out," said Lane. "My mom's always known." Lane also said her younger sisters have no idea she's in the business and think she's a makeup artist. Evidently someone in the chatroom was writing shit about her and Lane went off. Wankus assured her that they'd be kicked out of the chatroom. Wankus then asked Lane again if she was having problems at home.

"You're very sensitive."

Wankus continued to say that he and Lane weren't vibing whereas the first time she came on it had been very different. Lane then promised to suck his dick and make everything better.

During a break, Wankus was able to confirm that the shitty layout of Sunny Leone was, indeed, in Genesis magazine.