Las Vegas- After shooting it out with the Red Bull crew in Sturgis, South Dakota, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=29546 Robert Interlandi and the Deep Throat gang, www.deepthroat.com next open a two-day stand at StorErotica.
The show begins Tuesday at the Mandalay Bay. All of this is part of the former Gentlemen’s Expo, but now Adult Store Buyer and that entity have teamed up for a business to business show.
[Which is all explained by the fact that Rick’s Cabaret bought Exotic Dancer and Adult Store Buyer magazines.]
“This year they decided to combine both the strip club companies and porn companies,” says Interlandi, Arrow’s Marketing Director.
“It’s going to be a great show and we’ve got a big booth. We’re bringing the Deep Throat Corvette, and we’ll be passing out energy drinks, www.deepthroatenergy.com and selling movies. But we’re not bringing the bull.”
Besides the convention there’s an award show and retailing seminars. But Interlandi says his main purpose for going is to sell the Deep Throat Energy drink to the strip clubs.
“Our drink’s a perfect fit in the strip club,” he says. “Instead of asking somebody would they like a coke, you can ask them would you like a Deep Throat?”
Interlandi laughs because the quick response to the question is usually under the assumption of a blow job, not necessarily an energy drink.
Interlandi notes that since a lot of strip clubs now are affiliated with adult stores, he’ll get a crack at both customer bases with one shot.
Interlandi also mentions the fact that the Showtime reality show in which he and Vivid are adversaries over Vivid’s reinvention of the movie Deep Throat might begin airing some time in November. If that schedule holds true, the last episode then would be coming out the time of the AEE show in January.
Should that be the case, Interlandi’s got some bright ideas to further antagonize director Paul Thomas. During one episode, Interlandi toilet papered Thomas’ car. Interlandi imagines some kind of 8 by 10 glossy promotion announcing that fact.
With the fact that Arrow has a mainstream film company, Bryanston, Interlandi also thought he might toss Thomas a bone and let him direct a horror movie.
“We’re going to start remaking a bunch of hooror movies,” Interlandi snickers. “He likes doing all these dead bodies and shit in all these pornos, anyway. He killed Debbie in Debbie Does Dallas Again. It was ridiculous. Debbie dies then she’s reincarnated into her best friend. And then Debbie goes to hell and has sex with Miss Jones in hell. And then she goes to heaven. How fuckin’ stupid! I told Steve Hirsch this shit- you guys destroyed Debbie. How was this Debbie Does Dallas at all? Who does that to Debbie?”
“And then in their re-make of Deep Throat, they kill the girl off,” Interlandi informs. “And it’s a murder mystery the whole time. In the big scene at the end of the movie she bites Lee Stone’s dick off.”
Interlandi wonders how one might jack off to such a scene.
“When they were shooting the scene, Lee was worried that she might actually bite his dick off. They had the blood capsules and shit. I told him, Lee, don’t worry about it. But she didn’t bite his dick off.”
“Paul Thomas should stick to fairy takes like he used to do over at Cal Vista,” Interlandi thinks. “I used to watch all of his movies when I was a kid. I started watching porn when I was 7- when we had a chain of video stores. I was a Paul Thomas fan… when I was a kid. When they were fairy tales and shit.”