Porn Valley- Violet Blue had a birthday party thrown for her Saturday night. Blue, who announced on KSEX she was moving to Washington, said it was her “19th birthday party” but that it was held in an over-21 club, Bar Sinister. Blue got there pretty late, around midnight.
“There was probably 15 people that I actually invited there,” she told her KSEX listeners. “My guest list was like 60 people but not all those guests showed up.” Co-host Johnny Rock imagined that some showed up to discover that there was a dress code. “There was a very strict goth dress code,” Blue agreed. “I actually had no idea. I know that they probably wouldn’t let you in if you were wearing jeans. But I forgot to put that in the e-mail.”
Johnny Rock was suspecting that goths got their shit kicked out of them in high school. “They were all dorks and losers,” he said. “That’s okay. I was there, too, in high school. So I can talk shit. But now that they finally got an established community, now it’s like they’ve got to have this holier than thou attitude, nah, I’m more Gothic than you with my fake British accent. I spent $400 making my hair look like I slept in the gutter. It’s just a bunch of poseur, wankers.”
Blue added that Goth was a way to make ugly people look more interesting.
“They’re so afraid of having their little image impeded on,” Rock also commented. Blue thanked the owner of the club, Patricia, for letting them have the party there. “She enforced a $15 rule that if you were not wearing proper attire you had to pay $15 even if you were on the free guest list. Which totally sucks and I’m sorry to anybody who came and ended up getting turned away at the door, refusing to pay $15 when they’re on my guest list.” Blue said there were some who paid the $15 and came in.
“All you fuckin’ porn people that didn’t show up to my party, suck my ass, lick my ass and eat my poo,” Blue said. “You stupid fucks.” Blue said she had a fun time and eat carrot cake with her hands. “I totally sodomized the cake. I was molesting it I was cutting it and making very loud sexual noises which was interesting.” Blue said she hoped to be throwing a going away party before May 1.