You remember Jeremey Jackson -- Hobie, The Hoff's kid on "Baywatch." We told you about his sex tape. Now we know what it's worth, and it makes Verne Troyer look like Michael Jordan.
The C.E.O. of Vivid Entertainment -- the place that made Sky Lopez, Hobie's sex partner, famous -- has made its offer to distribute the tape. We're told Hobie has been offered $5,000 to sign off on the tape, and here's the pathetic rub. C.E.O. Steven Hirsch says "I only offered Hobie the money out of sentimental feelings for Sky."
To put this in perspective, Rick Salomon made $1 mil up front for his tape with Paris, and got a back end (no pun intended) of another $9 mil in the first year alone.