Porn Valley- If there’s a celebrity sex tape out there, Kevin Blatt knows about it and has probably brokered it. In that vein, Blatt tells me that Jimmy Kimmel stole one of his jokes last night on TV.

“He starts talking about the Verne Troyer sex tape,” recouts Blatt. “I had spoken to his producer the day that story broke. They called me. They were asking for a visual depiction of that video. I said it was a lot like child birth but in reverse.”

In fact, Blatt told me pretty much the same thing and I quoted him to that effect.

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“That’s exactly what I said on your site,” Blatt agrees. Blatt wanted verification of that comment and the day he said it.

“I want to make a big stink about it,” he says. “C’mon. Send me some money!”

I asked Blatt if he had an update on the Sky Lopez tape fiasco. It was discovered that Lopez had done a sex tape with Baywatch star Jeremey Jackson.

“TMZ got a cease and desist yesterday so they had to pull all the video footage down,” informs Blatt.

According to Blatt, the story behind the tape involves a couple of “biker dudes”.

“They came to his house [Jackson’s] and literally put a gun to his head and said give us this tape back,” continues Blatt. “It’s a crazy story because the guys who called me originally were shopping it and said they were the ones who shot the video.”

Which means the bikers shot the video in the first place.

Blatt wouldn’t go so far to say that these are Hell’s Angels-types.

“I don’t think these guys are organized enough to be Hell’s Angels,” he muses. “I think they’re just a bunch of Orange County tweakers. But they are pretty serious dudes. They say they shot it and they’re the copyright holders.”

“In this whole story I’m going isn’t Sky Lopez born again and a good Christian girl?” I mention to Blatt, having heard serious rumblings that Lopez had been in a prison mental ward for allegedly stabbing her fiancé whom she just married last week and is pregnant with his child.

Blatt wouldn’t comment one way or the other but to say that Jackson was a nice guy.

“Everybody’s giving him a raw deal and TMZ made fun of the whole tape,” says Blatt.

“Yeah it’s funny because he’s Hobie from Baywatch and a virtual nobody. But at the same time he does really well with putting together niteclub promotions and clothing enterprises. The guy makes like $10,000 a week off his Baywatch residuals. He doesn’t need to make money off of a sex tape. This was more of an extortion attempt.”

Blatt says the tape was shot may a year and a half ago and people are trying to make it sound like Hobie’s a hardcore partyer.

“Maybe Sky is but he isn’t,” Blatt says. “He got lawyered up yesterday and is trying to make sure this tape doesn’t get released. As I told him he’s got nothing to worry about because nobody really wants to see it.”

Right now, Hobie has a master copy of the tape. However the biker dudes have a copy, also, and there’s probably another one floating out there. Which leads one to suspect that if Hobie/Jackson has a master and there’s copies, Jackson may have been involved in striking the dubs.

“There’s a lot of fishy things to this,” Blatt has to agree. “But in the end people find out that male sex tapes have no value. The Verne Troyer tape is a completely separate deal because it’s a fucking freak show. It’s a train wreck and people always want to look at one. It’s more for entertainment purposes. It’s just so hard to fathom watching it.”

According to Blatt, Troyer’s people don’t know who’s behind SexWithMiniMe.com, the site which is offering the tape.

“It’s an offshore company that’s put it out and they have balls of fucking steel. The offshore company has been calling me trying to work a deal with Verne’s people.”

In order to have a lawsuit dropped, Blatt had to pledge that he’d have nothing to do with the brokering of that tape.

“But these guys won’t call Verne’s people directly because that would be extortion,” Blatt continues. “So they’re relaying messages through me. They want me to get Verne’s signature. I told them, dude, I’ve got nothing to do with this. I have no authorization.”

Regarding the John Hartnett tape, Blatt suspected it was a phony story from the outset because he would have gotten a phone call.