Porn Valley- Hurricane Ivan isn’t the only thing that blows. In a game that Helen Keller could have seen coming, Wankus, bringing the KSEX, www.ksexradio.com, curse with him, went for Indianapolis and flew to Florida for a weekend game that’s looking for a stadium to play in. Because of Ivan, Miami has been re-scheduled to play Saturday, and in that game Wankus bets against his Dolphins. Which means they’ll probably win, and the Wankus jinx will have been cast over the rest of the Adultfyi.com betting pool which is unanimously supporting Tennessee.

In fairness, Wankus almost pulled it out Thursday night- a phrase descriptive of his KSEX sex life. But with a blown field goal that would have tied the game for the Colts, Wankus, Harry Weiss, Porno Steve Seidman and Shannon from Adult DVD Empire now take losing records going into this weekend.