Porn Valley- Monday night Tyler Faith called the Wankus show. The last time she was on his show, Faith had promised Wankus a blowjob and that she would swallow if the New England Patriots lost the AFC Championships.
Faith obviously placed the call to rub salt into the wounds. “Four weeks I fantasized about her mouth around my penis,” Wankus told his listeners. “At this point in time it will never happen.” Faith, a Jill Kelly girl, pretty much said the same thing. “You just made a bad bet,” she said.
Wankus explained that when Faith was last on his show, he bashed the Patriots. “I talked about how they suck and how much I hate them. I said they will never win the championship game to go to the Super Bowl.” The stipulation of the bet was that if Wankus lost, he had to chow down on Faith for an hour. “Or until you can make me come,” Faith added. “But if it takes you an hour, bro, that’s not very good.” Faith intends to be at the Super Bowl in Houston. “I’m so excited.”
Wankus told Faith that since the news got out that he lost the bet, he’s been getting random calls and e-mails from girls who volunteered to suck his dick. Faith didn’t sound too impressed. “More power to you, but, seriously, that’s a sympathy blow job. And who knows who these random chicks are? You could have gotten a superior blowjob from a super porn star.”
Wankus poised the question to Faith that when he pays off his end of the bet if, by any chance, he’s really on fire, could there be residual benefits in store. “That could happen,” Faith said. “You never know. You can’t tell the future, in the heat of the moment…” Wankus included the possibility of alcohol in the equation. But Faith wasn’t willing to concede that point.
Wankus then asked about the ex-Patriot [Lawyer Milloy] that Faith fucked. “I don’t talk to him anymore,” she said. “He actually said some pretty shitty stuff about New England when he came back the past time. I was home and it was during Christmas. He said some bad shit in the newspaper, to the press about the coach and how they were trying to hold him back. It was all about him. He still lives in Boston so I don’t know why he wanted to dis the city like that. He’s a nice kid, he really is.” Wankus said it was funny to hear Faith talk about somebody she banged like that.
Asked how they were going to work out the bet, Faith said she’d have her assistant fit Wankus into her schedule. Faith then put her assistant Devon on the phone and Wankus told her he’d like to make an appointment to eat Tyler out. Devon said, judging by the schedule, about a year. Faith was more lenient in her commitment. “About two months,” she said, explaining that she had a dance tour in several cities, including San Francisco and Arizona; that she was going to the Super Bowl, and then she had to go on tour with Korn. “I have to book things a long time.” Wankus suggested that he could possibly meet Faith at the Super Bowl but matter went unresolved. At least for the moment.