Porn Valley- Aside from getting tons of free publicity on the Howard Stern Show, Jules Jordan’s Weapons of Ass Destruction #2 scored a thumbs-up, thumbs down. Cabbie, last Friday, was quite lavish in his praise of the feature as he gave Stern a copy. Stern said he tried watching it last night with his girlfriend, Beth.

“It was a real turn-off, actually,” Stern said. “And it has Taylor Rain in it, but it’s too graphic. It stars Taylor Rain, Gauge, Bella Marie and Catalina.” Stern said he watched the Taylor Rain segment but chose to comment on the Gauge episode. “She shows up and she’s working at a fast food establishment. Intentionally she pours coffee on this guy’s lap as he’s pulling up in his car. He gets pissed and she goes, ‘I get off now; why don’t I drive you to my house. I’ll clean your pants. I’ll wash your pants.’ “

Stern went on to give a blow by blow how Gauge and the guy wind up on a dirt road. “She’s spreading her legs in the car and acting provocative. The guy goes I can’t believe you ruined my pants. She said, hey, listen. My house is nowhere near here. I want you to pull up into the dirt road and have sex with me. He says well that’s the least you can do for me. You ruined my pants.

“So they pull over to the side of the road,” Stern continued. “And this guy’s heavily tattooed. He looks like Cabbie, actually. That’s why he likes this. Then the guy immediately starts in and she goes for it [anal]. And all the guys are completely shaved and very large. And Beth goes, my God, look how large these guys are!”

Stern said he started to fast-forward commenting that it sucked. “You can’t watch porn with a chick,” he said. “You can’t. It’s embarrassing because all the guy’s are so big.” Stern said there was another scenario- which he thought was with Taylor Rain. “There’s no such things as those beads they used to use. Now they have these big, giant plastic balls. And she’s accepting everything. There’s nothing this girl can’t do and it’s so graphic.”