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Website Review: NextDoorAmateur.com

One of porn’s great scandals has gone unwritten. It’s the Nancy Sweet controversy.

I’m sure next to the Travolta masseur scandal this week, you’ve read all about it. Then again maybe you haven’t because I’ve only learned of it myself.

Last night, in a moment of weakness I soiled myself to Nancy whose video clip served to promote a website called. www.nextdooramateur.com.

Hoping to find more samples of Nancy, I thought I had stumbled across a treasure trove of whack off material only to learn that there’s a Russian performer likewise named Nancy Sweet. From certain angles, this Nancy looks like an underage Carmen Diaz with some baby fat thrown in. But she’s not my Nancy whose got an ass like a troop transport carrier.

I’m convinced now, more than ever, that no one could ever substitute for “my” Nancy. In any event, Internet self-service teaches you the meaning of the term “clean up on aisle 4” as well as being pragmatic. You learn not to fall in love. Hence no messy divorces, no restraining orders, no lawsuits and no LAPD.

NextDoorAmateur.com is designed to look like a blog site. Each amateur girl has her own news page, and the reads are quite entertaining. It gives you the gossip and skinny about each model’s shoot and wanna be members have video previews and galleries to check out.

Every babe fits into the girl-next-door category and an actual blog is promised but you know how websites are with promises.

Not to sound like a stalker, I tried finding my Nancy but to no avail and have sent countless emails about it. Phone calls are next but I hope I’ve impressed the site operators with the extreme urgency in this matter. I certainly hope Nancy isn’t being held prisoner in someone’s basement.

As a cautionary tale, do not fall in love with any of these girls. I repeat, do not fall in love. It will only result in heart ache, and then you’ll be writing country & western ballads.

The babe in the picture, by the way, is Cassie Young, not my Nancy.

The monthly nut is $29.95 and what I like is that you can pay by check. I’m not crazy about credit card info going out over the Internet

The Alexa ranking for this site as of 05/13/2012 is 170,656 [US]

Gene’s grade for grade for www.nextdooramateur.com is a Nancy-less A-.

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