Porn Valley- Director William H. was on the Sports Swami show recently to talk about his latest release for Elegant Angel, Squirt in My Gape.

“It features a lot of gaping assholes, and a lot of squirting,” explained William H. “There’s two girls in every scene and when one girl is gaping the other girl squirts into her gaper.” Swami cited a couple of anti-squirting critics particularly Skeeter Kerkove and Jimmy D.

“The all say that squirting is pee- it’s the same thing, there is no difference. You’ve seen it up close and personal. What is squirting?”

“Supposedly it’s female ejaculate,” answered William H. “I’m not really a doctor so I can’t say exactly what it is but I definitely know the difference between that and piss. And there are girls out there that are pissing. But I try to shoot the real squirters.”

Asked who is “muses” are for the squirting movies, William H. said he likes Flower Tucci a lot.

“I did Flower Shower 1 through 3,” he said. “She’s one of my favorites. And Tianna Lynn, of course, is my favorite but she’s retired now. Annie Cruz is a great squirter. Missy Monroe- each girl squirts differently. Some girls hit the ceiling; some girls it sprays out a little bit. It’s all different.” Conceding that it’s not your normal gonzo movie because timing and camera position is paramount, William H. noted that some girls like to be fucked really hard in order to spray.

“Or some girls squirt better with fingers and toys,” he added. “It’s all different.”

“Outside of Flower who’s one of the top squirters, who else steals the movie?” he was asked.

“Sierra Sinn was really great,” William H. replied. “The opening scene- she was amazing. Kat is amazing. Georgia South was in it. She’s out of control. She was crazy- like when the cameras were taking a break she was on the kitchen floor like licking the squirt off the floor just cause she wanted to.” H. said he thinks about jumping in the action at times.

“But I got to stay professional.”

Asked the usual question about how his career got started, H. explained that he worked at Elegant Angel scanning slides in the Internet dept.

“I started doing photography and I always pitched the idea to Mr. Collins that I wanted to direct. I’d whine and beg and he eventually let me do something. And after he saw it, it was like two more years before I directed again.”

“I did a scene with TT Boy as Sasquatch- that was kind of silly,” he said. “Ouch.”

H. went on to say that directing an adult movie is a lot more difficult than people think.

“You got peoples attitudes and egos, or someone’s having an off day or someone’s late- all kinds of things you’ve got to deal with. You just got to get along with the talent, and I try to hook up people that like working with each other so everybody’s happy.”

It was noted that the squirter movies use a lot of the same girls over and over again.

“Is that because there’s very few squirters out there or is it because Elegant Angel gets the best of the best?” H. was asked.

“I want to use the best squirters but I want to use the real squirters,” he answered. “There’s a bunch of other girls I can use but it’s not real, ya know? I’m not going to say names but there are girls out there that are pee’ing. I want to avoid that.”

If it was up to him, Swami said he’d be naming names faster than Barry Bonds’ best friend.

H. is also working on a music album, noting that he does the music to a lot of his own movies.

“I do these funny songs- you can see them in the trailers; they’re on the Elegant Angel website and I’m getting a lot of good feedback from them,” he said. “People keep asking when I’m going to do an album so it’s something I’ve always wanted to do.”

H. composes all different types of music.

“Maybe a little Beatle-ish, if anything,” he offered. “I do all kinds. It’s all kinds. I do like lounge stuff. It’s all a joke with funny, disgusting lyrics.” H. referred fans to Elegant Angel’s website, www.elegantangel.com.

“It’s free to go there just go to our directors and look up the William H. page. You can check out the songs.”

“When do you see yourself maybe getting nominated for some awards?” he’s asked. “Because it seems you’re now breaking into that new generation of directors- yourself, you got DCypher; you also have Eon McKai and also Will Ryder. When do you see yourself getting that credit of being nominated and winning an AVN award?”

Apparently Swami missed the fact that H. has already won four awards. Last year he won Best Squirting release and Best Oral-Themed Series. He’s won Best Big Bust and several awards also from Adam Film World.

“I mean the big one- the one everyone’s talking about, Best Director,” said Swami, regrouping. H. said he’d like to get that one.

“But it’s hard- Jules Jordan usually wins.”

Swami then got onto the topic of artistic license, wondering how much leeway H. is given by Elegant Angel.

“Do you get total control over who you get to pick? Total control over what themes you use?”

H. said pretty much.

“Sometimes they’ll say, hey, think of a new squirting title or an anal series- I get to do pretty much what I want,” he replied. Among immediate plans, H. said he’ll be doing Squirt in My Gape 2 because of the feedback he’s been getting on the first one.

Given the choice of an all-star cast, H. was inclined to pick Tianna Lynn, Flower Tucci, Sierra Sinn, Kat and Naomi.

“She [Naomi] doesn’t squirt but she’s got a great ass,” he said.

“Why is Flower considered the ultimate squirter?” H. is also asked. “What’s so great about her performances?”

“Its her energy,” H. was inclined to say. “She has a lot of energy- she’s really into it and she’s a great performer and great to be around. She just brings a lot of energy to the scene.”