If you had plans for Saturday you might want to cancel them.

Because, according to Boulder, Colorado native and Internet preacher, Harold Camping, May 21st is the end. The end as in THE END. As in, no more, fade to black, that’s it, fuhgedddaboudit.

Me, I’m subscribing to the Mayan calendar which gives us until December of next year to square up beefs with thy neighbor and make good with the IRS. But Camping says otherwise, that we’ll all be toast come this weekend. Literally.

“The whole universe is going to be destroyed by fire,” predicted crackpot Camping.

Camping created this elaborate, extraterrestrial formula based on bible verses to calculate the day the world ends. He uses rather bizarre mathematical relationships that are tied to one date, the date of the flood from Noah’s Ark [his calculated date] and the fact that God supposedly works in thirds as in the Three Great Tribulations.

Apparently we’re at the end of the Third One which began May 21 1988 and ends Saturday…..If anyone had known about these predictions and taken them to heart, it certainly would have been J. Handy.

Handy’s the guy who heads up all these adult entertainment expos like Exxxotica Miami plus those in New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. The fact that Handy’s got a show itinerary that extends through the year proves to me that porn must know a lot more about the end of times than Camping…

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