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You Knew It Was Coming: Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail spoof on Hustler.com

Author of this press release gets the prize with the comment, “I love channeling my inner train wreck.” Good stuff.

Beverly Hills, CA — Just as America’s most notorious celebutante packs her bags and heads for a temporary home behind iron bars, Hustler Video is giving consumers a taste of what she might expect when she hits the big house.

In the new parody entitled Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail, the spoof of Lohan’s scandals begin in the judge’s courtroom and include lesbian sex with a prison guard.

“I love playing the role of one of America’s most screwed up sweethearts,” remarks porn starlet, Scarlett Fay, who plays the role of Lindsay in the lampoon.

“I played Lindsay before when we made the first film [Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan], and I couldn’t be more excited to have a chance to reprise my role in this second installment. I think you’ll love it. Getting to be Lindsay for a day is awesome. I love channeling my inner train wreck.”

Few celebrities are more fun to parody than Lindsay Lohan. The young, attractive star – known for her Hollywood relationships with both guys and girls – has mesmerized the public largely due to her tangles with the law and contentious family relationships.

Always challenging the status quo and distinct for her nontraditional approach, Lohan, like Hustler Video Founder and CEO Larry Flynt, is known for her unpredictable behavior. On the heels of Lohan’s upcoming film role where she portrays former porn legend Linda Lovelace, Hustler capitalizes on Lohan’s life-altering prison stay…and right before her own fictional entrance into the world of porn.

“I encourage Lindsay to come on set for a day and see how it really goes down,” said Director of Operations for Hustler Video, Rob Smith. “The best way to get in to character is to truly become the person you’re emulating. Most actresses perform extensive research when playing a role. We’d welcome Lindsay on-set. We’re all fans and we sincerely wish her every success as she resolves her current issues.”

The new Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail parody can be viewed TODAY on www.Hustler.com.

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