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Lethal Hardcore Presents Cash For Chunkers

The hugely successful “Cash for Clunkers” program has been discontinued after receiving $3 Billion in government funding and successfully taking 450,000 gas guzzlers off of America’s highways. The president has announced a new plan to combat our nation’s growing obesity problem as part of his comprehensive health care reform plan.

Cash for Chunkers provides monetary incentives to good looking plus size ladies to help get their weight under control through aerobics and cardiovascular sexercise with some of the biggest cocks in the adult entertainment business today.

Obama was so impressed with the physical training program that Lethal Hardcore’s owner and fitness guru Stoney Curtis implemented on the Big Titty Workout and Cameltoe Workout series’ that he issued the studio a $2 million faux grant to get the project under way. “I have to admit I was a little nervous when the Secret Service showed up at my filming location” said Curtis, “But, I sucked it up and invited them in, after they performed a quick security check, President Barrack Obama and I sat down and he told me that heading up the Cash for Chunkers program was my patriotic duty!”

Cash for Chunkers will be available in stores on 10/13/2009. This XXX Parody features: Tiffany Blake, Sierra Skye, Kelly Shibari, Buxom Bella, Hillary Hooterz, Christian XXX, Talon, Steven French and Guy Di Silva as Obama. Check out the trailer on www.lethalhardcore.com

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