(BURBANK, CA) — Adult talent, Brad Armstrong brought his mother to Porn Star Karaoke Tuesday night. Visiting from Toronto, Canada, “Elsie” was as cute as can be and presented herself as a woman with an incredible sense of humor and quite the youthful step, dancing and keeping up with the crazies.
It’s a good thing this rockin’ momma retains those qualities because when Wankus of KSEXradio.com decides that you are going to fall victim to one of his improvisational song parodies, one never knows how bad they’re going to get verbally slapped. Last night at Sardos Restaurant and Bar in Burbank, Elsie was put in the ‘hot seat’ and serenaded by the popular on-air personality to a room full of screaming patrons.
To the tune of Bette Midler’s Wind Beneath My Wings, Wankus spouted lines like, “You know girl I think you’re so damn sexy…each day I just want you more and more…excuse me waitress I’d like to buy my girl right here a drink…can you please bring her a tall glass of Ensure?!” Another hysterical verse went something like this, “I remember the first day I met you….we were out walking slow by the Coral Reef…of course you are different today then that day, Elsie my dear…back then you had all of your teeth!”
Elsie laughed and laughed and hugged and kissed Wankus. “I loved it,” she exclaimed after the crowd roared in her honor for nearly five minutes. She continued, “I don’t know how he comes up with those funny sayings so fast but it was so much fun.”
It was another jammed house for the weekly event that everyone is raving about. The Burbank PD stopped by in uniform just to look in on the party, checking to make sure all were behaving. Scott Fayner of LukeFord.com got stuck waiting in line as did adult talent, Billy Banks. “They said I’m not on the fuckin’ list…what is this list shit?” Banks asked.
The list has become a necessity since Sardos only holds a hundred people and the turn out is averaging a hundred by 10:00pm, just one hour after the doors open. Aria and Wankus have made a guest list and are happy to include anyone in the adult industry that plans on attending any given night, they just ask you let them know a day in advance. Anyone on the list will not have to wait in line. RSVP guest list for adult industry people only.
Rhiannon Bray was present showing off her new titties as well as scattered others like April Flowers, Felicia Fox, Cytherea, Vandalia, Lisa Sparxxx, Kiki Daire’, Daisy, Becca Bratt and Katrina Rosebud. The party is growing and growing, showing no signs of burning out.
See ya’ll next week!