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from www.miaminewtimes.com – Forget this so called “zombie apocalypse” — Florida is currently in the throes of a full blown, naked ladies on roadsides apocalypse. For the second time in just over a week, a woman has been arrested for getting naked and causing a traffic hazard. And the threat is getting closer. The latest incident happened in Broward County.

On Tuesday at about 5:40 p.m., Tracy Mabb [pictured] walked into an intersection in the 800 block of South Dixie Highway in Pompano Beach and began to take her clothes off, according to the Sun-Sentinel. She first started by pulling off her top and revealing her breasts, but didn’t stop there. She also gave drivers and pedestrians a full view of her “vagina and buttocks.” The arrest reports claims that she did so with a “complete vulgar and indecent manner.”

When confronted by police, she refused to put her clothes on, and shouted, “I don’t give a fuck.”

Well, clearly no fucks were given.

Last week near Orlando, another 35-year-old, bleached blonde lady, Ashley Holton, pulled a similar stunt when she pulled over on a highway, stripped down, and began to pleasure herself.

What is going on here? Are bath salts involved? Perhaps a contaminated batch of hair bleach making its way around the state? Come on ladies, we’re all for you being comfortable with your bodies and loving your damn selves with no apologies, but there’s a time and a place for that. It’s called amateur night at the strip club.

The story on Ashley Holton: Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.

Holton didn’t seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse.

The event went on for about a half hour before police arrived, but apparently Holton hadn’t reached the big O before the big 5-0 tried to reach for her. She kicked officials and tried to escape. She also continued to flash her breasts and bra. One female officer tried to get her pants back on, but Holton bit and kicked the woman. She later claimed that the actions only constituted “a love tap.”

According to HuffPo, the antics didn’t end when she was taken to jail. Holton “continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate,” according to the arrest report.

She now faces charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and the exposure of sexual organs. Would you be surprised to learn that officers suspect alcohol may have been involved?