Is there a masculine way to eat a popsicle?

This is one of the questions pondered in this clip from The Cellar, which is featured on the front page.

The Cellar is a movie from Extreme Associates that was done waaaay back in 1998. Two guys (Rob Black and yours truly) named Rob and Tony run a second hand store with a fucked up magical back room where customers are sent to experience some kind of fucked up sexual encounter. In this segment, a couple of nuns come in looking to use the lavatory and Tony sends them to The Cellar. Yeah, I know. Fucked up.

But first we’re treated to a coupla amusing dialogue scenes between Rob and myself.

Tony has decided to become a porn star. He talk with his buddy Rob about various names whilst looking through a porn mag. Vince “Vooyer” Jon Dough and Steven St. “Crox” are a few that he notices.

He then says he has come up with the perfect name. If you guessed Tom Byron, ding! ding! ding! Give the man a cigar. Rob says the name is gay, but Tony, er Tom Byron says that from now on he will not answer to Tony. It’s Tom Byron.

Speaking of gay, the next segment is a hilarious exchange debating whether one can eat a popsicle like a man. Because you can either suck it, (gay) lick it (gay) or bite it (brain freeze)

Check out the clip and see two comedy legends in action.

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