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Adult Cyber Mart Sneak Peek: Jenna Haze is Porn Babe of The Week

Adult Cyber Mart Porn Babe of the Week, www.adultcybermart.com/PornBOWPast.html Jenna Haze is celebrating 10 years in the adult entertainment business and, over the course of it, has earned enough awards to recoup substantial revenue in flea market sales of them if she so chooses.

From that alone, one might safely conclude that Jenna, with her girl next door sex appeal, is pretty much set for life.

On an historic evening back in 2009 at the Highlands Nightclub in Hollywood, the X-Rated Critics Association held their annual Awards, bestowing superstar Jenna with the Female Performer of the Year thus making her the first female performer to win the title from XRCO, AVN and XBiz all in one year.

You could have seen all of this coming when, in 2008, Jenna received a presaging endorsement from mainstream film actress Elizabeth Banks who said, “I think Jenna Haze has a big career ahead of her. She’s lovely. I like natural beauties first and foremost. I’m not into the plastic Barbies or big boobs.”

Arguably, Banks could just as well have been referring to Condoleezza Rice, but it doesn’t get better than that.

Naturally, hilarious consequences also occur when you arrive at the status of a Jenna Haze. Like the time Smash Pictures advertised a party with Jenna on the flyer and she hadn’t even been invited to it. You could only imagine the talk around the water cooler the next day.

In typical porn gotcha-style, Jenna got the last laugh when she formed her own company Jennaration X Studios, held a party, and forgot to invite everyone from Smash Pictures.

To think Jenna came in as a young lass of 19 fresh from the fields of Fullerton, California.

Rumor has it she picked orange crops to stock at the local Fullerton Market while posing naked and showing her heinie hole to the young local lads if they’d do her work for her.

As many times as we’ve heard that inspiring Horatio Alger story, we doubt its authenticity. Although the story about Belladonna teaching her the value of brushing one’s tongue before oral sex scenes appears to be quite accurate.

Such memories from those young days, like the time Jenna first got snookered – it was on a bottle of Boone’s Farm, perhaps offered to her by a country bumpkin who hadn’t seen her heinie hole, but was willing to learn. That we’ll never know.

Another formative years tale is told about how Jenna’s mom would place a book in her hands at the age of three. Not that she was reading it, mind you, but that it was in her hands.

Throughout her travels Jenna now has a Kindle attached to her hip and receives product endorsement royalties every time she mentions that fact. Jenna’s two favorite television shows are True Blood and Weeds, and she makes time to watch them with her busy schedule.

Born on February 22, right smack dab between Aquarius and Pisces, this was a day normally celebrated as George Washington’s birthday when you got time off from school and could bum around and smoke cigarettes. Not anymore.

Being betwixt and between in the Zodiac scheme of things makes Jenna a woman of bewildering contradictions. For instance Lincoln [another former holiday school kids now get screwed on] is an Aquarius, and Washington’s considered a Pisces. Which means you don’t know whether to keep slaves or free them. So you can imagine the moral perplexities that confront Jenna on a daily basis.

As she gained a foothold in the adult business territory, lovely Jenna became a “Kelly Girl’ when she signed a contract for JKP, an outfit owned by an old geezer with a passion for voluptuous young Canadian women and keeping the company books to himself. Although his business acumen took JKP into the death throes of bankruptcy, we say who among us is perfect?

One is not to draw conclusions, either, about how he vanished one day and was never heard from again.

As the proverbial career doors close, the proverbial career doors open, and that was the moment Jenna’s decision to work with men on camera took her to the Icarian heights of porn stardom.

Came the fateful day: June 6, 2006 [666] when Jenna’s lovely butthole joined forces with Skeeter Kerkove’s meandering camera and she finally unleashed her devil child.

As a reward for a blistering threeway which took her ass downtown to neighborhoods she had never been to before, Skeeter prepared Jenna a feast of steak and Alaskan king crab. Failing to note that Jenna’s a vegetarian.

Of course, we kid because Jenna with her lightening speed metabolism, is a big steak and potatoes girl from way back, perhaps harkening back to those Fullerton days when men of means with reckless sexual agendas would offer her full course meals in exchange for favors granted or not. Whether she did or didn’t, we cannot say.

Jenna, however does have her limits and tolerances about what she will or will not do on camera. Double anal is one. Wearing a coonskin cap during blowjob scenes is another.

Piercings, tattoos, plastic surgeries, and railroad conductors with noticeable limps are also items on her verboten list. She does admit to a stocking and pantyhose fetish but admits reluctance to asking the men in her life about wearing them.

The hidden years of Jenna Haze also include time spent in Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota, a city known for its popular moose antler and cow pie museums.

But Jenna would soon put all the fol de rol of the fast track up north lifestyle behind. More so the fact because she enjoys having intercourse on a beach and showering the annoying sand from her private areas, whereas Minnesota is geographically limited to those recreational pursuits. Unless you add beaver hunting to your list of sexual turn ons.

Jenna’s first appearance in an adult production came with The Oral Adventures of Craven Moorehead 8, Moorehead notably being the man known to have had voodoo curse leveled upon him by Monica Mayhem. But that’s a fun story for another day.

From that point on, Jenna’s career was anything but cursed. She would be named Best New Starlet and over the years would lend her name to the fight against adult piracy.

We, too, believe that adults should stop playing pirate at a certain age and lend themselves to more meaningful recreational pursuits such as politics where they can really plunder the Spanish Main.

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