Porn Valley – During their show Thursday night on KSEX, Alana Evans brought up Kurt Lockwood’s name and Chris Evans did this Three Stooges “Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch…” number.
Alana explained by saying Lockwood got to see her naked and Chris told her to save the juicy little subject for later in the show. However, Chris said he was happy to see Alana working a lot again.
“It’s a good day when your porn chick starts working again. When they’re not working they’re fucking nasty.” But Chris, nonetheless, pressed for Lockwood details. “By the way, Kurt. I wanna talk to you. I’m gonna kick your fuckin’ ass, dude!” Chris wanted to know how he ever got a reputation for knockin’ somebody out if they banged his chick.