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Andy San Dimas Coats Throat For Singing Debut

LOS ANGELES – One porn star is hoping a thick coat on her throat will produce beautiful music.

Adult actress Andy San Dimas is preparing to play dorky songstress Rachel Berry in the naughty version of the musical series Glee titled This Ain’t Glee XXX.

Though San Dimas only has minimal musical experience – singing in church and “in front of a mirror with a hairbrush” – she has one saucy secret that’ll surely help her hit the high notes on songs like “Big Tushy Girls.”

She reveals, “Maybe the cþm will help me out. It’s good coating. I’ve heard people use honey, so maybe the cþm and all the protein in it will work too.”

All the yelling and moaning during sex scenes should also be a good vocal “warm-up” for San Dimas, though she’s glad she won’t be singing while knocking boots or in mid- fellatio.

She notes, “I don’t think it would sound very good.”


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