Porn Valley- The last time Brandie May was on Taylor Wane's KSEX show was last October www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=12529 .

May, who's now with Bad Ass Models, paid a return visit this week. May mentioned that she was still dancing, primarily in Florida with her new home base being Rick's Tally Ho. Wane asked if that meant May was the one ho working the entire joint.

"What was Rick thinking?" Wane mused. "He's not giving out the right message there." Wane continued to do about five minutes of schtick on the one ho concept then got on to other things, noting that May, in her opinion, has an incredible body.

"Like every inch of you is freakin' muscle," Wane said. May also said it seems that every time she comes to LA she's on her period.

"I love it when girls are on their period," Wane commented and had May strike body poses for the webcam subscribers. Wane asked May what she did to keep in such good shape and if she ever ate at all. May said she was a fast food junkie and only ate fast food.

"I don't eat anything when I'm at home," May explained, noting that her husband cooks for the kids. After she gets off from work May will go straight to a McDonald's for a No. 2 and a Dr. Pepper. May says she works seven days a week unless she's out in LA. According to May, she just did her first Asian woman in a scene for Red Light District.

"I did her in the ass like a pile driver," said May. "Before I even did the scene I was undressing her with my eyes. Like I could see through her clothes." May noted that she's bisexual and was in the makings of having a girl friend.

"Not someone to sleep with my man," she said. "But when I'm traveling- for someone to come with me. Because my husband's always with the kids and I don't like traveling by myself." When she starts featuring, May said she wanted someone to be there with her. Wane assumed this was also going to be a relationship of a sexual nature.

"Fuck yeah," agreed May stating that she had a bunch of sex toys good to go.

"It's funny," May continued. "A guy can find a girl. But you'd think it would be easier for a girl to find another girl. But it is not easy at all." May then used co-host Dick Nasty as an illustration and Wane chimed in, no, that it wouldn't be easy for Nasty to find a girl. Asked if she had a specific type of girl she was looking for, May said the girl would have to be "less hotter" than herself.

Wane said the problem with that is a hot girl will generally be into guys and may not want a full time girlfriend.

"Get a dyke- dykes are full time girlfriends," Wane advised. May said she didn't want her "girlfriend" to be in adult.

"I want her to be at home with my husband when I get home from work."

Wane said it sounded to her like May wants to be a master and that the master needs a slave. May was inclined to disagree with that categorization.

"I would rather her not work and just be there," said May who agreed that it would be pretty hard to find that kind of person.

"You know how like Evan Stone and his wife have a girlfriend?" May said. "Whenever he wants, he can roll over in the morning and fuck his girlfriend or roll over and fuck his wife. That's kind of what I want. I just want a girlfriend to love me, to fall in love with me." May said she's been on Adult Friend Finder and My Space in her quest.

"Every girl I've gone to meet has flaked or been underage."

May, who lives in Largo, Florida by the beach near Tampa once drove to the other side of Palmetto to discover that one girl was 17.

"I spent $20 in gas to go see this chick," May groused. "And she's still living at her parents' house. She's still in high school."

Wane wondered how May was wording her ads. May said she was looking for a girlfriend to fall in love with her and become a part of her family and travel the world with her. Asked if she was doing said world traveling, May said not yet but that she will once her book comes out.

May claims she's got an agent interested and that there may be a movie deal as well. According to May, she's now with Bad Ass Frank and that Bad Ass Frank is also a writer besides being a talent agent.

"He writes a lot of blogs and he's writing a novel and stuff," May continued. "He told me that he's really happy that one of his girls in porn is actually writing a book. He told me if I put everything I've got in this book, he'll actually edit it for me."