Porn Valley- Former [according to her] porn publicist, Carly Milne, is one of four voices of a book called Hooking Up: You’ll Never Make Love in This Town Again. Most of the stories in it are about famous Hollywood personalities who make hookers available to them. And, frankly, it’s surprising no one’s filed a lawsuit against the publisher, Phoenix Books. Or maybe they have and we just haven’t heard about it.

In the section attributed to Milne, she relates a number of porn anecdotes. One of them involves Jesse Jane. Milne states that Jane was a Hawaiian Tropics model and a Hooters waitress before getting into the industry. Jane also hung out with Britney Spears’ manager and spent a weekend in the Hamptons with Spears because of that.

Milne says she got the story by way of Jane’s publicist who told her that Spears was flirting with Jane at a party and getting all touchy-feely. [Doesn’t this sound like the Jenna Jameson story?]

Apparently Kevin Federline got all pissed off. So Milne made a mental note to ask Jane about the story when she saw her, which was in New York where Milne was taking Cousin Stevie around on a press junket. Jane was also in NY doing the Stern show. And later in the evening after a night of club hopping, Milne asked Jane, who was seeing Tommy Lee at the time, what the story with Spears was.

“I have no idea why she’s with him [Federline],” Jane said. “But yeah, any time she and I would start talking, he’d show up and take her away somewhere until he made them leave the Hamptons.” According to what Jane also told Milne, Justin Timberlake used to regularly cheat on Spears when they were together.

Further on in the chapter, Milne notes that Stormy Daniels used to date Vince Neil back when she was a stripper and told Milne about Neil’s childish behavior. And there’s another story about Julie Knight tying up and spanking Carrot Top.

While she was working with Nina Hartley on a book promotion, Milne asked Hartley if she had any celebrity fuck stories.

Hartley told Milne she wasn’t a celebrity chaser but there was one instance involving a comic who, according to Hartley, did a couple of TV things in the early 90’s. Hartley makes a point of saying that she isn’t into picking people up on the road but in this instance she made an exception.

“In 15 years of feature dancing I’d had maybe five guests total, but I was tittilated by stranger sex and getting some on the road, so I went for it,” Hartley tells Milne. The fact that the guy was 6’5″ with an 8-inch penis, Hartley said the only position that worked was with her on her stomach.

“It was the only time we ever did it,” Hartley contends, noting that she and the comic have run into one another since with no further incident. Hartley says she’s had other opportunities but that agents usually tend to throw a cock block for fear that she might run to the tabloids with a story.

“I’m not a kiss and tell person,” says Hartley, making note of past porn star liasons that did make it in the tabloids such as Jeanna Fine-Michael Keaton; Ginger Lynn-Charlie Sheen and Rachel Ryan-Richard Mulligan. [Alicia Klass also had a field day when she broke the story of her affair with Bruce Willis on the Stern Show back in 2000.]

Milne also tells another story about how she lined up Flower Tucci and Mari Possa to be eye candy at a going away party for a publicist which was being held poolside at the W in Westwood. Tucci and Possa proceeded to take the tops of their swimsuits off. Milne was supposed to keep an eye on them. But in the space of 15 minutes when she was occupied with something else, Possa and Tucci started giving out blowjobs in a cabana.

“Most girls who become porn stars have been taught that the best way to get attention is by using sexual means,” Milne states. “And to an extent most women learn this, except they don’t take it to the extreme that adult industry workers do.” According to Milne, as she approached the cabana, guys were exiting and high-fiving one another.

“I was told there were execs from NBC and Universal inside,” Milne continues. “Another guy exited the cabana and dared one of the guys waiting outside to smell his finger.” Furious, Milne later asked the women what was going on and they told her nothing was happening. But later in the evening, Milne apparently barged into the cabana to find Tucci humping some guy from Paramount.

“One of the wire photographers had posted pictures of the girls’ sexcapades on his website, which got picked up by Page Six who was threatening to run a newsbit on it,” Milne states, mentioning that she took a lot of subsequent heat for what happened at the party.

Milne said the next day she called Seymore Butts to fill him in, considering that it was his contract girls. According to Milne, she took a ration of shit from Seymore who demanded to know where she was when all of this was going on. Milne told him she was running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Butts already knowing the answer to his question, asked Milne how many drinks Possa had. Milne didn’t know but he informed her that it was four martinis. Milne was infuriated that Butts was blaming her for Possa and Tucci’s behavior.

“I was a publicist for fuck’s sake. How did that make me responsible for people’s personal malfunctions?” Butts then became of the opinion that the party wasn’t probably a bad thing and that there was a spin to it.

Possa and Tucci then began calling Milne who was pissed off at them and wouldn’t take their calls. Then Possa showed up in person and offered to straighten the situation out. Later, Milne learned that Possa went to a Hollywood club and fucked one of the patrons in the bathroom.

“Later that night at the same club she met Marlon Wayans and went home with him to do the do,” writes Milne.

When Wayans later called a friend of his to brag that he banged a porn star, Wayans discovered that it was his friend who banged Possa earler in the bathroom.