Porn Valley- Ah, the Bianca Biaggi stories. Ah, the Cytherea soundbites. On his KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com last week, Chef Jeff asked Porn Store Princess, who was in town, what movies sell in aforesaid store. PSP said features don’t do real well. “They do have a very specific audience.” Jeff said they do well in hotel rooms and on cable.

“The teens and I’ve found a lot of cream pies and facials are very, very popular,” PSP went on to say. “And that wigs me out.” PSP said with the HIV crisis the whole ass cream pies and internal combustion-stuff proves a point. PSP elaborated and said she found it disturbing from an STD point of view. Cytherea, who co-ho’s Jeff’s show, said she loves cream pies. “On camera, off. Everybody I have sex with I completely trust. I can’t live my life like that [with restrictions.”

PSP went on to say that a Bianca Biaggi movie came into her store. “One of the websites reported that she had caught HIV and started the whole reaction.” Jeff explained that the movie shows Biaggi sleeping with a trannie. “Where people think she got it from.” PSP said that’s the one she was talking about. “It’s not definite, of course, that that’s actually the one,” she added. Jeff suggested that it would be a collectors’ item.

“It’s kind of macabre, don’t you think?” PSP replied. Jeff said he was a twisted bastard and would masturbate to it. “You’re talking to a man who jerked off to his ex girlfriend’s movie the day after she moved out of my house.” Jeff noted that he also fucked a Cornish game hen on KSEX. PSP was inclined to think that half the molded pussies on the market look like Cornish game hens, anyway.

On second thought, Jeff said he probably wouldn’t masturbate to the Biaggi movie. “Though it probably is a collectors’ item that people want to see. This is where the chain started.”

PSP was also of the opinion that Cytherea, by doing cream pies, was at high risk. “It’s absolutely high risk behavior. But if you understand that it’s high risk behavior and you have accepted that, and you’re taking that risk and responsibility upon yourself. That’s also something that’s very important. That was the other issue that I had. It seemed that there was not a whole lot of personal responsibility being taken.”

Jeff pointed out Seymore Butts’ saying that all companies should voluntarily go condom-only.

“No! No! That’s stupid!” Cytherea said. “You would be getting rid of the blowjobs, the facials- everything. And what is porn without a facial? You can’t do that.”