Chef Jeff whose luck with women is only running a little better than a gigolo’s with face cancer, got a lump on his head in circumstances that can best be described as shaky. Chef Jeff took Darien Ross to the Lakers game Sinday night. But when they were supposed to go to a party afterwards, Jeff, according to Ross, started acting strangely after she came out of the ladies room, and expressed a desire to go home. According to Ross, Jeff drove home and seemed fine. Today Jeff displayed evidence of having been assaulted but claims he can not vouch for much of any circumstances in the last 24 hours.

Last Thursday marked the second time in as many weeks that Jeff had Ross on his show. The first time ended in an embarrassing situation when Jeff, assuming that he was scoring points with Ross in the KSEX jock lounge, asked her to dinner only to be later outflanked by one of Ross’ suitors. The following day Jeff went on his website and posted a rant. When adultfyi reported that he had done so, Jeff took down his remarks stating that he didn’t need another Sassy incident- the one in which Jeff found his car window smashed after a run in with his former girlfriend. Hoping to clear the air, set the record straight and perhaps take an encore shot at Ross’ panties, Jeff had her on a second time. About adultfyi, Jeff also commented, “there’s no story that they won’t go low into the gutter to touch.”

Besides the jibe at adultfyi, Jeff also wanted to make it clear that he and Darien Ross had no problems. She agreed, and Jeff said they really liked each other. Of the week before, Jeff explained that Ross had “plans”- obviously plans that didn’t include him. “Before the show I thought we had kind of this vibe going on. But it’s clear to me that I’m not dark skinned enough or ethnic enough for her.” Ross said that wasn’t true though her actions might speak otherwise.

Jeff said he misinterpreted traffic signals and thought he was being given the green light. And Jeff admitted that he let his wrath out on Ross and the fact that she called him the next day not too happy with the story. Ross said she hadn’t actually read the story but heard about it but wasn’t mad enough to do a window job on him. “Your car is safe,” she promised.

Jeff recounted how Ross called hi, again, last Thursday morning relaying the fact how on Judge Mathis a psycho stripper from Chicago was going at it with her boyfriend. Jeff noted how he told Ross over dinner last week that he knows Virgos from Chicago are nothing but bad news. Besides Sassy, Jeff said his ex-wife is also a Virgo.

“You’re unstable, a princess, selfish and the world revolves around you,” Jeff told Ross saying it was no coincidence that all his bad experiences have been with Virgos from Chicago. Ross, whose two ex boyfriends are Virgos, then turned the tables on him by relaying how Jeff had promised Lani Kahlua to service her for $400 then reneged.

Jeff then went on to describe a game of musical bedrooms Ross had been playing. “When I met you, you were staying at a hotel, then you went to stay with a guy; you stayed with him one night because that didn’t work out. Now you’re back in a hotel.” According to Jeff, Ross has been circumspect about revealing her age because it might affect her getting a job. “You don’t want to get lumped into a category,” Ross replied. Jeff also related an incident in which Ross, who prefers large dicks, worked with a briefly-endowed guy and didn’t enjoy the shoot. “If maybe he tried to eat me out, but I got nothing out of it, absolutely nothing,” she said, adding that he was also young and didn’t have the experience. “But I smiled the whole time I’ll have you know.”

Ross, who loves giving head, said she considers anything under 8″ small. Jeff told her she was living in another world. Though she own darienross.com, Ross said she doesn’t have a website but Jeff said he’d have it done for her through JRG Web Design. “We’re going to do your design. We have a whole team working on it.”

Asked if she worked with black guys, exclusively, Ross said she didn’t do just black guys but that it’s worked out that way so far. Although other ethnic types are also fine, she won’t do scenes with white guys. “I had a bad experience once,” she explained. “It was a really bad experience.” Under questioning, Ross said she’d rather not talk about it but Jeff got the sense that Ross had lost her virginity in a bad experience.