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Deadbeat Wonderland

Chorus

Cells phones ring, we owe money

Same old thing, it ain’t funny

The game that we play, is telling them we can’t pay

Walking in a deadbeat wonderland

Chorus

Gone away is one sucker

Replaced by a motherfucker

We’ll sing the old tune

That we’ll pay him in June

Walking in a deadbeat wonderland

Verse

In the meadow we can build a cash cow

And pretend we have an IPO

The SEC will wonder if we’re solvent

But we can put on a dog and pony show

Chorus

So for now we’ll conspire

Our game plan by the fire

On January 6, reach in our bag of tricks

Telling lies at Vegas AEE

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