Steve Volponi was the only one in the pool to pick Cleveland over Pittsburgh Thursday night. Is this the harbinger of disaster we’ve been waiting for all season where all the faves cave under in one week?
Big game in the NFC East is the Eagles-Giants. Last time they met Philly won 40-17 and have beaten New York three consecutive times. Odds are against a fourth especially with the game being played in New York. Thusly, I pick the Eagles for really no good reason I can think of particularly since the Eagles suck on Sunday night games. Maybe this is their week. Who knows?
The line also has Minnesota by 6.5 over Cincinnati. This one could be an upset. Why am I picking Minnesota knowing the Bengals are probably going to win?
Meanwhile, Sean from www.pornlegends.com gets his picks from the usual reliable sources:
Joslyn James likes the Saints by 14 while the Washington Division of Child Support likes her for about $12,000.
AVN Cybersiren Kimber James likes the Texans by 10 over Seattle. Boy, that pick takes a lot of balls…luckily she has them.
Jamie Jungers likes the Bills by 4 over the Chiefs. However, hooker madam Michelle Braun claims she never made the pick and has the documents to prove it.
Larry Flynt likes Green Bay by 17 over the Bears while his good for nothing nephews like Greene Baye by 17.
Janine likes the Jets by 10 and asked if they’ll show the Super Bowl in prison. I told her Max Hardcore said yes.
Tiger’s wife likes the Dolphins by 7 if only for the sake of the children and about $1 billion.
Holly Sampson likes the Vikings and she’ll even like you for $600 an hour.
Tiger told the Ravens he loved them. The Lions claim he told them the same thing: they feel cheap and betrayed. I’m heartbroken for them.
Loredana Jolie loves the Patriots by 10. Appears she’ll love anyone if the price is right which is about $60,000 in Tiger Woods currency.
Holly Sampson said she’ll take the Colts and Visa or Master Card….but she doesn’t take American Express.
Tiger confessed to his wife that he likes the Raiders by 10 but he isn’t talking about that weekend with that gopher from Caddyshack.
Lisa Ann likes the Rams in an unset. Members of her high school gang bang like the Titans and remember as being voted ‘Most likely to become a whore.’
Rachel Uchitel likes the Chargers over Dallas and said she isn’t a hooker; whore, maybe, but definitely not a hooker.
Charlie Sheen likes the Eagles by 7 over the Giants and said even he is embarrassed by Tiger’s actions.
Hollywood madam, Michelle Braun, likes the Cardinals by 10 over the 49ers. I asked her what I could get for $100. She said, “your hand.”
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The AFY picks. This week’s won-loss records don’t include Thursday night’s game:
Jeff Mullen, www.allmediaplay.com [137-55]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, Buffalo, Cincy, New England, Washington, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, Arizona
Danny from www.foxxxmodeling.com [136-56]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, NEngland, Washington, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, Arizona
Scott David, www.sitcums.com [135-57]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Jax, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, NEngland, Washington, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, Arizona
0 & 16 Chuck [132-60]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Jax, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, NEngland, Washington, Tennessee, Dallas, Giants, Arizona
Steve Seidman [131-61]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Philly, Arizona
Gene Ross [131-61]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, New England, Washington, Tennessee, San Diego, Philly, Arizona
John Gray [131-61]: New Orleans, Chicago, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Seattle, Indy, KC, Minnesota, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, Arizona
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [129-63]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Seattle, Indy, Buffalo, Cincy, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, Dallas, Philly, Arizona
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [128-64]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, Buffalo, Minnesota, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Philly, Arizona
Steve from www.magnusxxx.com [127-65]: New Orleans, Chicago, Tampa Bay, Jax, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, San Francisco
John from www.adultsourcemedia.com [124-68]: Atlanta, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, New England, Washington, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, San Francisco
Steve Volponi [123-69]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Tampa Bay, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Denver, Buffalo, Minnesota, New England, Washington, Tennessee, San Diego, Philly, Arizona
Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [123-69]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, Buffalo, Cincy, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, Dallas, Philly, Arizona
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [122-70]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Jax, Baltimore, Seattle, Indy, KC, Cincy, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Philly, Arizona
Sunset Thomas [122-70]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Jets, Jax, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Cincy, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, San Francisco
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [122-70]: New Orleans, Chicago, Jets, Jax, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Minnesota, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, Dallas, Giants, Arizona
Billy The Crystal [122-70]: New England, Green Bay, Tampa Bay, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Denver, KC, Cincy, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, Dallas, Philly, Arizona
Karl The Birdman [120-72]: New Orleans, Green bay, Jets,Jax, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, KC, Cincy, New England, Washington, Tennessee, San Diego, Philly, Arizona
Kickass Ben [119-73]: New Orleans, Green Bay, Tampa Bay, Jax, Baltimore, Seattle, Indy, Buffalo, Cincy, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Philly, Arizona
Brian Wallace [119-73]: New Orleans, Chicago, Tampa Bay, Miami, Baltimore, Houston, Indy, Buffalo, Minnesota, New England, Oakland, Tennessee, San Diego, Giants, Arizona