With the playoff picture beckoning, here’s the teams that gotta win this weekend for any chance of a division title: San Diego, Cincinnati, New England, Arizona, Philly and the NY Giants- Philly more so than anyone with the Cowboys upset win over the Saints Saturday night thus tightening the belt in the NFC East.
Then, of course, you’ve got the emotional game with Cincinnati, having lost Chris Henry to death from which there is no return, playing The Chargers in San Diego.
Miami could also make things interesting with a win over Tennessee, provided that the Patriots lose to Buffalo which is highly unlikely. Last year’s Super Bowl champs, the Steelers playing Green Bay this weekend, are basically out of it and now are playing for pride.
Meanwhile, Sean from www.pornlegends.com talks to his people for Sundays and Monday night’s picks:
Newest inductee into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame, Peter North, likes the Chiefs by 10. His hairpiece, which will be inducted next year, likes the Browns by a field goal.
Jimmy Flynt likes the Jets by 6 and said his Christmas list includes world piece, a new tie, and half of the Hustler Empire.
Tiger’s wife expects the Texans to make quick work of the Rams and said all she wants for Christmas is love and happiness along with $500 million upfront and $1 million a month in support.
Tiger likes the Titans by 6 and said all he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth removed from his cell phone.
Former Playboy model and current bathroom boxing champ, Louise Glover, likes Arizona to destroy the Lions. She then wished me Merry Christmas and rammed my head into the toilet.
Hooker and Phillies fan, Susan Finkelstein, says that the Eagles will beat the Can’t Do It’s by 14. Then she said, “’I’m a whore. I love sex.” Well, Merry Christmas to me!
Tera Patrick likes the Patriots to beat the Bills by 8. For Christmas she gave me a copy of her new book. It’s perfect; I can finally fix that wobbly table.
Evan Seinfeld likes the Vikings to take care of the Panthers and said now every day is like Christmas since he got that bitch out of his life.
Tiger Woods’ cheap one night stand, Holly Sampson, expects the Ravens to beat the Bears by 2 and says she has one million reasons to be happy this Holiday season.
Steve Hirsch likes the Broncos to beat Oakland by 17 and then tells me he expects to get the part as the Keebler Elf in this year’s Christmas pageant.
Theresa Rogers, Tiger Bimbo #14, likes the Chargers by 21 over the Bengals and said the only thing she wants for Christmas is a check from Tiger. Her attorney, Gloria Allred, wants 33%.
Joe Frances said the Seahawks will destroy the Buccaneers and said all he wants for Christmas are fewer lawyer bills.
FYI Media Whore Award namesake, Sasha Grey, said the Steelers will end their 5 game losing streak by beating the Packers and said all she wants for Christmas is to kick me in the nuts. I told her to take a number.
Tito Ortiz likes the Giants to crush the Redskins and said the only thing he wants for Christmas is Evan Seinfeld’s phone number.
Merry Christmas and Fuckem’ All!
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Here’s the AdultFYI picks. Season records don’t include Thursday’s and Saturday’s games:
Jeff Mullen, www.sitcums.com [149-59]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Washington
Danny from www.foxxxmodeling.com [ 148-60]: New England, Arizona, KC, Atlanta, Philly, Pittsburgh, Houston, Miami, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Scott David, www.allmediaplay.com [146-62]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Gene Ross [144-64]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Pittsburgh, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Steve Seidman [143-65]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Miami, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
0 & 16 Chuck [142-66]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Pittsburgh, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, SD, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [141-67]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Pittsburgh, Houston, Tenn, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
John Gray [140-68]: New England, Arizona, KIC, Atlanta, Philly, Pittsburgh, Houston, Miami, Denver, Cincy, T Bay, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com 139-69]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Miami, Denver, Cincy, Seattle, Baltimore, Carolina, Washington
Steve Volponi [136-72]: New England, Arizona, Cleveland, Atlanta, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, Cincy, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Minnesota, Washington
John from www.adultsourcemedia.com [136-72]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, SF, Green Bay, Houston, Miami, Denver, Cincy, Seattle, Baltimore, Carolina, Giants
Sunset Thomas [132-76]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, San Francisco, Green Bay, Houston, Miami, Denver, Cincy, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Karl The Birdman [131-77]: New England, Arizona, KC, Atlanta, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Washington
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [131-77]: New England, Arizona, KC, Atlanta, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Washington
Dr. T.J. Eckleberg [130-78]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Billy The Crystal [130-78]: New England, Arizona, Cleveland, Atlanta, Philly, Pittsburgh, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, San Diego, Seattle, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants
Brian Wallace [129-79]: Buffalo, Arizona, KC, Atlanta, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Miami, Denver, Cincy, Seattle, Chicago, Minnesota, Giants
Kickass Ben [128-70]: New England, Arizona, KC, Jets, Philly, Green Bay, Houston, Tennessee, Denver, Cincy, T Bay, Baltimore, Minnesota, Giants