Is Rob Black crazy? You may have an opinion on that if you’ve been tuning into his Internet show, but Rob Black explained that he’s become a Scientologist.

“It’s an awakening,” he explained.

His conversion came about a month ago.

Black admits he’s been on shaky financial ground in the multi- billion dollar a year porn industry and had been working as a male hustler in Hollywood.

“I’m going to be honest- it’s tough for me talking like this. I don’t know what I’m going to do,” said Black.

“I think at night if I dress like a woman I could give blowjobs to unsuspecting guys who like transsexuals and cross dressers. I thought I could do that and pick up some money. But, oh shit, I’m not in Brazil so that’s not going to work. I thought about if I go straight gay hustling I know I could get back in our business if anyone found out.

“Then I thought I’m just going to work the fucking glory holes at one of the Le Sex Shoppe stores,” he continued.

Black had second thoughts, thinking he might get busted. Then he saw a guy with gray curly hair and glasses.

“He kept trying to entice me. It’s fucking weird. I go into the alley. He goes, ‘Lsiten kid, I know you’re fucking broke; I know you’re destitute, here’s what we’re going to do.’

“He unzips his pants and he pulls out his penis,” relates Black.

“Now I get down on my knees, and I should have took the money first. I didn’t touch the penis because that’ll make you gay. I open my mouth and I stuck my tongue out like an altar boy does for the priest when he puts the communion on his tongue. Just as the cock came near, I look up and I’m in front of the Church of Scientology. There I see a guy who says, ‘Don’t fucking do that. Don’t suck that penis.’

“I put it away. The guy came over and I took his hand. He took me in and that started my Scientologist conversion. I sat there and I talked to this man. He told me, ‘Fuck the Illuminati. They’re punks. Fuck Jesus. Jesus is the biggest punk in the world.’

“He said, ‘Adhere to the highest power there is. His name is L. Ron Hubbard.’ I said okay you’ve already saved me from sucking that cock. I said can you put money in my pocket? He goes, ‘Well, yes and no.’

“I said what does that mean, then he started this thing with me, this plan. Every day I go and I read and I read more about Scientology, and it’s been giving me more of the energy and power that I need.

“So I’m admitting here that I have a higher power and untouchable. I have Scientology. L. Ron Hubbard. You understand that. Four weeks ago when I was on my knees- not touching the penis- almost filleting a grizzly, scary old guy who was only going to give me about $17.50 to blow him and a teddy bear.

“This guy from scientology I don’t know who he was, but he said come here. It’s no coincidence that I was in Hollywood. You’ve all been in Hollywood and they give you that card. The place is there. You know what I’m talking about. I’m not lying. I’m not saying I was in Gardenia or in the Foxxx Modeling house looking at the sex slaves. I’m on Hollywood Boulevard in front of the Scientology building about to perform fellatio.

“They saved my fucking life. Shelly Lubben- you’re not a fucking crusader. You’re a religious freak. The Jesus for Porn People- you’re liars. Penny Flame? You talk about how bad it’s been. You’re all liars! You’re a slave to the man. I have the knowledge now. They took the penis from my mouth.

“I try to block out that night,” says Black more than a trace of weariness in his voice.

“They took the teddy bear away from me. They took the teddy bear, and they burned it.”

“I have a higher power, and it’s the Church of Scientology,” Black declared.

“Is Tom Cruise crazy? The guy’s got billions of dollars.”

“Scientology saved me from the man with the teddy bear.”